Sunday Stroll

[heroicdead]

As I was walking along side
The busy street,

It was early.

I walked past the Pentacostle Church.
The sign in front was sticking out
Like a Hard-on in tight slacks.

It read,

(No joke)

"When the waiting room of Eternity
Arrives,
Will you be in the

Smoking

Or Non-Smoking Section?"

I was worried for a second.
    I was genuanly excited,
    For the first time in a while.

I thought perhaps
This was proof
That cigarettes ='d Eternal Damnation.

I was fucked.

Or maybe it was just a silly irony
That SOME God found
Amusing.

Silly me.

But after

A moment, I realized
This was superficial.
And the sign was actually

Saying,

Smoking = Hell
Non-Smoking = Hell

Repent.
    Repent.
        Repent.

xo Charles