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heroicasshole

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Jul 01, 2010 20:11

So I got a question for you pricks.

[No it does not occur to Hancock that calling people 'pricks' generally do not incline them to help you.]

How do you know where you come from?

[Damn that doesn't even make any sense.]

Like...how do you know what you call home is really home?

[There's an audible 'fuck' after that before the transmission dies ( Read more... )

where the booze at, kind of like a hero or something, he's trying to be nice, about as deep as a mud puddle, hancock fails at being social, deep philosophical shit, he's got amnesia

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nomeresidekick July 2 2010, 01:07:52 UTC

Home is what you make of it.

heroicasshole July 2 2010, 01:13:44 UTC

And if what you got sucks?

nomeresidekick July 2 2010, 01:31:24 UTC

You make it better.

heroicasshole July 2 2010, 01:50:29 UTC

How do you do that and I swear if you say something about damn love or rainbows or magic shit, I'mma kick your ass.

nomeresidekick July 2 2010, 01:56:25 UTC

I do it by stopping the criminals that try to take advantage of or try to destroy my home.

heroicasshole July 2 2010, 02:13:43 UTC

[ffffft.]

People are too ungrateful to keep that shit up for much longer.

nomeresidekick July 2 2010, 02:18:37 UTC

I don't do it for the glory.

heroicasshole July 2 2010, 02:25:50 UTC

Don't want any glory either. But you save some bastard and he turns around and tries to sue my ass for denting his car. Or some shit. I ain't got time for all that.

nomeresidekick July 2 2010, 02:30:05 UTC

[... his teammates have a tendency to cause a lot of property damage too.]

Once you have the trust of the people... they'll understand that sometimes property damage can happen. Until then, it helps not to cause too much.

heroicasshole July 2 2010, 02:36:28 UTC

[Gaining the trust of the people? The people don't like him, let alone trust him.]

I don't give a damn what they think, honestly.

nomeresidekick July 2 2010, 02:39:31 UTC

That would be your problem, right there.

heroicasshole July 2 2010, 02:48:18 UTC

Oh I'm supposed to?

nomeresidekick July 2 2010, 02:57:51 UTC

Respect goes both ways. Just because you can throw a car across a city doesn't mean people will automatically respect you.

heroicasshole July 3 2010, 00:21:53 UTC

Then I'll just stop and let them deal with shit themselves.

[He's not obligated to help them. He doesn't even like them.]

nomeresidekick July 3 2010, 03:34:07 UTC

Or you could rise above it and become something great. Something people will admire and strive to be like. A real hero.

heroicasshole July 3 2010, 03:57:03 UTC

And wear some lame-ass costume?

[...There's a noticeable pause.]

So how am I supposed to do that?

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