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heroicasshole

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Jun 23, 2010 18:13

[What's that you hear, fellow Elegante passenger? Why it's the sound of your neighborhood asshole hitting golf balls into the water. He found a whole suitcase of them and a driver on deck 12. He's hitting them out to sea one by one. He's not even bothering to listen to the splash or check the distance, because as soon as they're up in the air, they ( Read more... )

go away, where the booze at, kind of like a hero or something, i don't like being not drunk, hancock fails at being social, professional drunk, the hell i'm on a boat for?

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lilyground June 24 2010, 00:08:03 UTC

[LILY LOVES GOLF. Some do not know this. Rather, she doesn't like mini-golf, but actual golf. Alas, she can't play actual golf, so she just hits balls into the water. Lily is surprised (happy!) to see someone shares her love of the activity. Awesome!]

Hi! Hi?

[So Lily trots up with her super cute pink driver (from Deck 12, though why someone would want a set of pink golf clubs is beyond me) and smiles with all the sunshine of the sun. That's a lot of sunshine, man.]

Hi. Who're you?

heroicasshole June 24 2010, 12:30:09 UTC

[Another plonk.

After that, Hancock decides to mix it up a little. He tosses the ball up in the air, watches it sail up, up, up, up then back down before he swings the driver and sends the ball careening toward the water.

He glances at Lily. Great. Children. Hancock can't handle children. Awkwardness get.]

Yeah. I'm Hancock.

lilyground June 24 2010, 15:43:05 UTC

[That's okay! Lily can handle everyone. It should rub off on you!]

I'm Lily. Are you new?

[Lily sets up a ball. Naturally, they're yellow.]

Because I haven't seen you before.

[WHACK! Lily can't hit the barrier quite yet, but she's getting there!]

heroicasshole June 25 2010, 02:08:23 UTC

[Hancock doesn't remember inviting this kid to hit golf balls with him. :|]

Yeah, I guess.

[He's been drunk and/or hungover 98% of the time he's been here. So he has no real sense of time.]

I'm usually in Sergei's or whatever it's called.

lilyground June 25 2010, 23:50:10 UTC

[Oh, shut up. Lily does what she wants.]

With Zeke and Herz? They're real good cooks.

[Smack! Soaaaaar!]

heroicasshole June 26 2010, 00:01:31 UTC

Who are they? I'm usually by myself.

[And his liquor. As a matter of fact, he reeks of booze now.]

lilyground June 26 2010, 18:14:33 UTC

Really? They run Sergei's. Cooking and stuff.

[Yes, he does indeed! But that's okay. Even and Kage smell like booze, too.]

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