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heroicasshole

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Jun 03, 2010 15:52

[Snoring. That's all you're gonna hear. Hancock's laying on his comm, down in that very same booth in Sergei's. There's about 6 more empty bottles.

His beanie's down over his eyes.]

go away, kind of like a hero or something, sleeping on the comm, srsly do not disturb, i don't like being not drunk, hungover, zzzzz, professional drunk, sleeping 23 hours a day, the hell i'm on a boat for?, there's a do not disturb sign out there

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thenotmagician June 3 2010, 21:03:55 UTC

[Zeke's a little late entering Sergei's today. But no matter! He still has all night.

And as soon as he enters his restaurant he's sidetracked by the sound of snoring.

Wat.

Zeke follows the sound and discovers Hancock. Asleep. With bottles all over the place. Not cool, dude. This is a kid-friendly establishment you lazy drunken bum.

He nudges Hancock with his foot]

Oi, you.

heroicasshole June 3 2010, 21:07:26 UTC

[Groan. UGH. Hancock is sleeping! Doesn't Zeke see the do not disturb sign hanging on the booth? No? Maybe Hancock should get one. He doesn't budge, but at least he quit snoring.]

What?

thenotmagician June 3 2010, 21:13:39 UTC

M'sure you're petty tired, but you do gotta bed t'sleep in. I'd rather y'sleep there than in my damn restaurant, bucko.

heroicasshole June 3 2010, 21:17:51 UTC

[Hancock shifts, lifts his beanie momentarily to look at Zeke, then pulls it down again and rolls back over.]

Get the hell on out my face.

thenotmagician June 3 2010, 21:19:14 UTC

[Oh is THAT how it's gonna go down?]

Get the hell outta my restaurant.

heroicasshole June 3 2010, 21:21:12 UTC

[Hancock doesn't budge.]

thenotmagician June 3 2010, 21:24:10 UTC

[Poke poke, nudge nudge]

Oi, move it.

heroicasshole June 3 2010, 21:26:26 UTC

Back off, man. Not playin'.

thenotmagician June 3 2010, 21:30:26 UTC

Told ya t'get outta my restaurant, didn't I?

heroicasshole June 3 2010, 21:33:14 UTC

When I'm ready to go, I'll go.

thenotmagician June 3 2010, 21:35:18 UTC

Welp, I hope that's now, cause I ain't movin' until you get up and walk out.

heroicasshole June 3 2010, 21:47:17 UTC

If I have to move you, I will.

thenotmagician June 3 2010, 22:04:24 UTC

[TAKE CAUTION ZEKE

Or not]

Like ta see ya try.

heroicasshole June 3 2010, 22:11:31 UTC

[Hancock yawned, then sat up. He lifted the beanie then moved to plant his palm on Zeke's chest and shoving him back.]

thenotmagician June 3 2010, 22:33:54 UTC

[...gdmt.

Why are drunken bums always like this.

Maybe they just need some smiley fruit.

Zeke takes a step back, crossing his arms]

Oi, no need for that.

[Even if it is his fault]

blastmeforafool June 4 2010, 02:42:08 UTC

[Silver is watching this exchange carefully from the entrance to the kitchen. He's not one to pick a fight himself, normally, unless he knows he can win, but it would be better to either a.) Let Zeke handle it, and/or b.) find a way to defuse the situation. He'll get back to you on that decision in a moment]

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