Face had realised that the phones were acting up almost immediately. That didn't stop him from picking a random number on his comm and helping the message along.
"I don't mind bouncing my ass for you, but I'm the kind of guy who needs dinner and drinks first."
I'm not sure who's been saying what, sweet thing, but I'm lewd in the mornings, not crude. It's completely different. If you and your pants come down to my ship tonight, I'll show you.
By now Lucille was quite worried. Would owning a telephone mean she would have to put up with indecent messages constantly? Perhaps Cassandra would know.
"I am sorry to bother you again, but does it do this often? This telephone, is it only used for strange, obscene messages? Because I'm not sure I care to listen to them every day. Or do you think getting used to them is the best thing? Forget what I said about the kitchen knife. But... is this how courtship is done nowadays? Suggesting that one should take off items of clothing before even having a polite conversation? In that case I believe I prefer books."
"Wait, you didn't know about the threesomes? Yo girl, my whole life is a threesome. Well, I mean, a bisexual polyamorous triangle if you wanna get you Ethical Slut verbiage on, but whatever yo. I ain't sure how you missed that, cause we ain't really all that secret about it. I mean, you know, Eliot's got that thang about commitment, but whatever, it ain't like we're talkin' marriage yet or nothin'. Though I ain't all that sure what you mean by lookin', cause that's more Eliot's thing than mine. I mean--I'm sure you're worth lookin' at! But we barely ain't even met yet! Here. Why don't you come down to the diner sometime an' we can talk more, a'ight? I'll tell you all about what it's like bein' in a threesome--answer any questions you got, alla that."
Don't lie, Steve. You would have loved that option back in the 40's.
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"I don't mind bouncing my ass for you, but I'm the kind of guy who needs dinner and drinks first."
Sorry, Steve
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I'm not sure who's been saying what, sweet thing, but I'm lewd in the mornings, not crude. It's completely different. If you and your pants come down to my ship tonight, I'll show you.
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"I am sorry to bother you again, but does it do this often? This telephone, is it only used for strange, obscene messages? Because I'm not sure I care to listen to them every day. Or do you think getting used to them is the best thing? Forget what I said about the kitchen knife. But... is this how courtship is done nowadays? Suggesting that one should take off items of clothing before even having a polite conversation? In that case I believe I prefer books."
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... Okay, maybe Jonothon was a little jealous.
A lot jealous.
There was absolutely jealous incoherent muttering before he hung up the phone.
[From here!]
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"Wait, you didn't know about the threesomes? Yo girl, my whole life is a threesome. Well, I mean, a bisexual polyamorous triangle if you wanna get you Ethical Slut verbiage on, but whatever yo. I ain't sure how you missed that, cause we ain't really all that secret about it. I mean, you know, Eliot's got that thang about commitment, but whatever, it ain't like we're talkin' marriage yet or nothin'. Though I ain't all that sure what you mean by lookin', cause that's more Eliot's thing than mine. I mean--I'm sure you're worth lookin' at! But we barely ain't even met yet! Here. Why don't you come down to the diner sometime an' we can talk more, a'ight? I'll tell you all about what it's like bein' in a threesome--answer any questions you got, alla that."
Don't lie, Steve. You would have loved that option back in the 40's.
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