Abnormal.

[heroic_commoner]

Is it just me, or is it actually getting steadily weirder around here?

Between the wizards turning people huge, and the explosions in the apartments, and every new person thinking they're in a video game or something... honestly, I just want to go one day without something completely bizarre happening.

I don't think I'm gonna get my wish.

Comments

[blazing_style]

Trust me, I know how you feel.

[heroic_commoner]

Uh... not to be judgmental or anything, but weren't you the guy who was bench pressing a cruise ship?

[blazing_style]

U-uh, yeah, well...

It's not that weird, is it?

[heroic_commoner]

It's weird. Also, impossible.

[blazing_style]

I-Is it really that bad?

What if I use it...for good or something?

[heroic_commoner]

Well, then, it's not bad. It's still weird, though.

[blazing_style]

I don't want to be weird.

I guess I'll have to live with that.