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[heroic_commoner]

[filtered from Lelouch]
Oh, God.

Does anyone have a rock I can crawl under and disappear for a few months?

[filtered to Lelouch]
Er, uh... um.

Lelouch?
Can we talk about something real quick?

Comments

[starredjack]

Did something happen to you last week? I heard a rumor or two, but they sound ridiculous.

[heroic_commoner]

My personality changed completely, and I did things that I now regret.

[starredjack]

So... uh, you normally aren't gay for captain Lelouch? That's a relief.

[heroic_commoner]

That would be impossible on a number of levels.

[starredjack]

Hey, I'm just reporting what I heard! Though I do admit that the captain was really distracted 'cause of you.

But, you know, he really does look like a gay person...

[heroic_commoner]

Well, our personalities are back to normal, so there's nothing going on anymore, okay? I'm just gonna forget that any of this ever happened.

[starredjack]

Sure thing. Sorry to have bothered you.

[heroic_commoner]

No problem.