Fashion!

[heroic_commoner]

So, like. I was looking through my dresser this morning, right? And all I have is GUY clothes! Oh my God, what's wrong with me?

Oh my God, this is the tackiest stuff I've ever seen. I can't be seen in public in this! It's so embarrassing. There's, like, one barely tolerable outfit in here. Oh man, what am I gonna do?

I've gotta go shopping. Fast.

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[frenchaffair]

Haruhi... H-haruhi...

HAAAAARUUUUHHHIIIII!!!!

I'M SO SORRY! DADDY IS SUCH AN AWFUL PERSON TO HAVE TREATED YOU IN SUCH A WAY!! PLEASE FORGIVE MEEEEE!!! *Big overdramatic crocodile tears*

[heroic_commoner]

Huh?

Oh, it's you. I almost didn't see you there.

[frenchaffair]

It wasn't me saying those awful things! Please! You have to believe me!

..and... and honestly, I think you look cute in anything you wear, but.. but please! Can I at least buy you an outfit or something to make up for it? It's the very least I could do!

[heroic_commoner]

.........

If it's a really cute outfit, maybe I'll forgive you just a little bit.

[frenchaffair]

If there's anything I know - it's cute clothing. I'll buy you anything you want. A handbag to go with it, shoes, hairclips, anything!!

1/2

[heroic_commoner]

Awesome, thanks!

2/2

[heroic_commoner]

I mean, uh. Yeah, whatever.

Re: 2/2

[frenchaffair]

I'd do anything for my precious Haruhi. Please, call on me for anything.

Anything from the slightest task, to your heart's deepest desire, I shall fulfill~

[heroic_commoner]

Oh, and don't call me that, okay? I'm not your girlfriend or anything, so it's kind of weird.

[frenchaffair]

But you're my special little girl!

What father wouldn't want to dote upon his precious daughter?

[heroic_commoner]

You're not my dad, either! God, you're so weird.

[frenchaffair]

Wh-but-I..

..just want to protect you, Haruhi.

[heroic_commoner]

I don't need some blonde guy protecting me! I'm not a kid, okay?

[frenchaffair]

some... some blonde guy...

That's all I am to you?

[heroic_commoner]

Look, I dunno, okay? I'm still kind of mad at you for last week.

[frenchaffair]

I didn't mean it. I didn't mean any of it.. not a single word, I swear. I've no idea what came over me but please believe that it wasn't how I truly feel!