Chapter 2

[heroic_commoner]

Stupid "EAT ME" bananas. What am I supposed to do now?

Never mind about the rabbit for now, but a caterpillar told me there should be some mushrooms around here that can turn me back to normal. If anyone can find them, I'd really appreciate it.

[[Alice!Haruhi is currently roughly 6 inches tall, trying to stay out of heavy foot traffic areas.

Comments

[semper_fi_bitch]

[[Alice!Haruhi has a Grasshopper!Grif all up in her face now.]]

Shit, dude, I haven't seen any mushrooms at all. I sure could use some, though. I'm starving.

[heroic_commoner]

Ah. A talking grasshopper.

Are you out of food?

[semper_fi_bitch]

Yeah, man, this is really shitty weather for finding food.

[heroic_commoner]

Why are you just starting now? It's winter already.

[semper_fi_bitch]

Why would I have started earlier? There was plenty of food back in the summer! You're just like that dumb ant, always getting on my case.

Hey, you haven't seen him around, have you?

[heroic_commoner]

If you started saving when there's plenty of food, you wouldn't have this problem.