Oh snap.
I feel like absolute shit and can't get anything done. I have two very important things due today and can't seem to even begin the second one. My cartilage is infected and like, making the entire right half of my body numb. Isn't that a good excuse? Can't I say something like, "My body is numb, I can't type and therefore can't turn this in"? My ear has swelled beyond normal human size. Well, the solution would be to just TAKE IT OUT. No. Thanks. I'll suffer a bit more.
EDIT: I GOT MY CARTILAGE PIERCED LAST TUESDAY - THE CAUSE OF ALL MY PAIN.
I'm housesitting for Michael Tell MICHAEL TELL, but it seems that every time I turn his phone off or on silent, I miss a freakin' call. The only way to retrieve his voicemail is with a pass code. A PASS CODE I DON'T HAVE. I know his credit card number. His social security number. His password for every membership, website, and program he belongs to. What I do not have is the pass code for his mother fucking phone. And I'm supposed to get things done? I'm supposed to call this guy and bug him about the loan for this property under contract or something, but what the hell? What if he called? I guess I could just call the number under missed calls. "Um, I think you called this phone that isn't mine. What did you want?"
There's also a girl standing behind me and I want to hit her rather badly. I make no apologies for any crimes or felonies I commit today. I am NOT in the mood.
EDIT: I GOT MY CARTILAGE PIERCED LAST TUESDAY - THE CAUSE OF ALL MY PAIN.
I'm housesitting for Michael Tell MICHAEL TELL, but it seems that every time I turn his phone off or on silent, I miss a freakin' call. The only way to retrieve his voicemail is with a pass code. A PASS CODE I DON'T HAVE. I know his credit card number. His social security number. His password for every membership, website, and program he belongs to. What I do not have is the pass code for his mother fucking phone. And I'm supposed to get things done? I'm supposed to call this guy and bug him about the loan for this property under contract or something, but what the hell? What if he called? I guess I could just call the number under missed calls. "Um, I think you called this phone that isn't mine. What did you want?"
There's also a girl standing behind me and I want to hit her rather badly. I make no apologies for any crimes or felonies I commit today. I am NOT in the mood.