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[heroesheart]

So Susan got me a D-Wheel.

... I never even learned how to ride a bicycle. Umm.. c-can anyone help me learn how to ride this?

.... preferably in a way that won't leave me flying off of it and somehow not breaking my back whenever I try to turn?

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[mechanikaiser]

Motorcycle's easier to learn to ride than a bike. Just hurts more if you crash.

[heroesheart]

.... Do motorcycles have training wheels?

[mechanikaiser]

...Nnno.

[heroesheart]

Oh.

[mechanikaiser]

If you learn how to do it the same way most people learn how to drive, you should be fine.

[heroesheart]

How do most people learn how to drive?

[mechanikaiser]

Once they get their learner's permit they drive around at three miles an hour in a spacious parking lot with their parent riding shotgun with a death grip on the emergency brake lever.

[heroesheart]

..... I don't want either of my parents riding shotguns.

[mechanikaiser]

It...it's an expression, kid. It means you sit in the front passenger's seat.

[heroesheart]

...... oh.

... I don't think I want that either.

[mechanikaiser]

Well D-Wheels don't have that anyway. You'd probably require somebody to ride alongside you.

[heroesheart]

Oh.

.... how do I get one of those learner's permits?

[mechanikaiser]

Not sure if they even have them in Japan. I know licenses are issued by the public safety commissions.

[heroesheart]

... oh.

... m-maybe the crab guy knows.

[mechanikaiser]

...Crab...guy.

[heroesheart]

Crab guy.