meta: episode 17: company man
Typing this out like CRAZY fast. So I'm just hitting the funny things that really jump out at me so it could be a little short.
Claire
"So Claire saves the day and walk out of the house with half the worldwatching as her burnt self regenerates. It's funny how she basically blew up , yet her hair is just as perfect as ever. I expected it to be hard and crusty, just as it should get when its burnt!" - realdiva41
"....why did you spit blood on the carpet, Claire? I don't care if you've just been shot, use a tissue or at least like one of the 978259 red things on your bed! Blood stains, and cleaning the rug is a bitch." - capslock11one
Mr. Muggles
"At the beginning did anybody else think that Ted was gonna nuke Mr.Muggles? I was all, don't nuke the dog! But he didn't so Mr. Muggles lives another day." - yaiyah
"Incidentally all the deranged psychos seem to like Mr. Muggles. I think it's a sign. That dog is the r00t of all eVoLn3ss." - never_evil
The Haitian
"I know though, that the Haitian gonna be erasing a lot, cause there wasquite a few people watching. I wonder if he like, has a machine he can hookup to and erase a lot of people memories at once, like in Men in Black." - yaiyah
HRG
"Something else that amuses me is that HRG apparently has not aged in the past 15 years." - lin
"Wow, he looks odd without the glasses. What do we call him when he's not wearing The Glasses? We can't just call him "Man."" - byakuganchick
Mr. Nakamura
"I know I am watching George Takei being Mr. Nakamura and secrecy with Linderman and such, but I just keep imagining him in that PSA. "We like you very much. We particularly like your large, horn-rimmed glasses." "And let it be known, one day, when you least expect it, your daughter will manifest abilities!"" - petalsinthewind
Misc
"Lets start off by saying NO PETER? Who the fuck are they kidding? Imean, sure yeah, you cant include the hottest character in EVERY episode but come on! Really, this episode centered around the ugliest characters in the damn show! Ted = Caveman, Matt = ?, HRG = HUGE GLASSES, Lyle = Boring, and well thats about it." - realdiva41
"This is hopefully what it will be like once they all get together in one evolved geneticaly enhanced freaky family like the mutants they are to save the world! All though it is funny thinking what that would belike. Hiro going all "save the world, yiiiieeeeeee!!!" then seeing Jessica go "gah! Shut up!" then to watch her try and knock out Hiro, but then he'd stop her with his awesome time stopping powers. Mwahha." - padfoot_freak
"Oh Organization Without Initials! You are so morally ambiguous - like Homeland Security! Swatting a fly with a Sherman tank! All that blather about a "normal" life - what the hell is that like? I don't know anyone who has that, or ever did really have that." - terebi_me
"Aw, poor Ted. Poor, crazy Ted. Who's now in the custody of Eric Roberts, and who wouldn't be scared of THAT?! (And also Matt, who's in the same custody, but at least he has a hot nurse whereas Ted gets to look at cinderblocks. You know, when he's conscious.)" - trollprincess
"Aw, twelve-year-old Claire! "You didn't grow inside your mother. You grew inside our hearts." Aww! It's kinda lame and a little icky, but it's really sweet. At least better than "Your mother died in a fire trying to get away from me and my partner in our secret company so you were forced upon us by some Japanese businessman."" - petalsinthewind
Claire
"So Claire saves the day and walk out of the house with half the worldwatching as her burnt self regenerates. It's funny how she basically blew up , yet her hair is just as perfect as ever. I expected it to be hard and crusty, just as it should get when its burnt!" - realdiva41
"....why did you spit blood on the carpet, Claire? I don't care if you've just been shot, use a tissue or at least like one of the 978259 red things on your bed! Blood stains, and cleaning the rug is a bitch." - capslock11one
Mr. Muggles
"At the beginning did anybody else think that Ted was gonna nuke Mr.Muggles? I was all, don't nuke the dog! But he didn't so Mr. Muggles lives another day." - yaiyah
"Incidentally all the deranged psychos seem to like Mr. Muggles. I think it's a sign. That dog is the r00t of all eVoLn3ss." - never_evil
The Haitian
"I know though, that the Haitian gonna be erasing a lot, cause there wasquite a few people watching. I wonder if he like, has a machine he can hookup to and erase a lot of people memories at once, like in Men in Black." - yaiyah
HRG
"Something else that amuses me is that HRG apparently has not aged in the past 15 years." - lin
"Wow, he looks odd without the glasses. What do we call him when he's not wearing The Glasses? We can't just call him "Man."" - byakuganchick
Mr. Nakamura
"I know I am watching George Takei being Mr. Nakamura and secrecy with Linderman and such, but I just keep imagining him in that PSA. "We like you very much. We particularly like your large, horn-rimmed glasses." "And let it be known, one day, when you least expect it, your daughter will manifest abilities!"" - petalsinthewind
Misc
"Lets start off by saying NO PETER? Who the fuck are they kidding? Imean, sure yeah, you cant include the hottest character in EVERY episode but come on! Really, this episode centered around the ugliest characters in the damn show! Ted = Caveman, Matt = ?, HRG = HUGE GLASSES, Lyle = Boring, and well thats about it." - realdiva41
"This is hopefully what it will be like once they all get together in one evolved geneticaly enhanced freaky family like the mutants they are to save the world! All though it is funny thinking what that would belike. Hiro going all "save the world, yiiiieeeeeee!!!" then seeing Jessica go "gah! Shut up!" then to watch her try and knock out Hiro, but then he'd stop her with his awesome time stopping powers. Mwahha." - padfoot_freak
"Oh Organization Without Initials! You are so morally ambiguous - like Homeland Security! Swatting a fly with a Sherman tank! All that blather about a "normal" life - what the hell is that like? I don't know anyone who has that, or ever did really have that." - terebi_me
"Aw, poor Ted. Poor, crazy Ted. Who's now in the custody of Eric Roberts, and who wouldn't be scared of THAT?! (And also Matt, who's in the same custody, but at least he has a hot nurse whereas Ted gets to look at cinderblocks. You know, when he's conscious.)" - trollprincess
"Aw, twelve-year-old Claire! "You didn't grow inside your mother. You grew inside our hearts." Aww! It's kinda lame and a little icky, but it's really sweet. At least better than "Your mother died in a fire trying to get away from me and my partner in our secret company so you were forced upon us by some Japanese businessman."" - petalsinthewind