Fic: Plagiarism (A Bedtime Story)
Title: Plagiarism (A Bedtime Story)
Rating: PG-13?
Disclaimer: None of these characters or people or stories are mine. Also, x-posted everywhere.
Summary: 100% crackfic. Here is the recipe for this story...
1 whole Alexander Skarsgard + extra for garnishing
1 lb. Twilight
1 lb. Crack Cocaine
6 pieces Star Trek
1 fairy godmother (may substitute in 1 Adam Lambert)
1 c Generation Kill, softened
1 c Tru Blood
1/2 c Pushing Daises
1/4 c Harry Potter
1/4 c Holes
1 tbsp Heroes
1 tbsp Inception
1 tsp Ninja
1 tsp AP Lit
1/2 tsp Broadway
1/4 tsp Supernatural
1/4 tsp Lost
1/8 tsp Lord of the Rings
A pinch of White Collar
A dash of Shrek
Mean Girls to taste
Put all ingredients in a blender. Liquify. Refrigerate in an air tight container for up to 2 weeks.
Notes: This was actually a bedtime story. Told to pollarbear09 and shutupanddplay and then the latter decided to type it up and make snarky comments. Thanks, darling! (and she made a wonderful picspam to help the confused) This is total crack and yeah I don't even know. It was 4 in the morning okay.
Oh, also, I know nothing about Sweden... don't hate me... I'm sure it is a lovely country.
Links to my journal!
(Blah Blah Blah Vampire Emergency Blah)
Rating: PG-13?
Disclaimer: None of these characters or people or stories are mine. Also, x-posted everywhere.
Summary: 100% crackfic. Here is the recipe for this story...
1 whole Alexander Skarsgard + extra for garnishing
1 lb. Twilight
1 lb. Crack Cocaine
6 pieces Star Trek
1 fairy godmother (may substitute in 1 Adam Lambert)
1 c Generation Kill, softened
1 c Tru Blood
1/2 c Pushing Daises
1/4 c Harry Potter
1/4 c Holes
1 tbsp Heroes
1 tbsp Inception
1 tsp Ninja
1 tsp AP Lit
1/2 tsp Broadway
1/4 tsp Supernatural
1/4 tsp Lost
1/8 tsp Lord of the Rings
A pinch of White Collar
A dash of Shrek
Mean Girls to taste
Put all ingredients in a blender. Liquify. Refrigerate in an air tight container for up to 2 weeks.
Notes: This was actually a bedtime story. Told to pollarbear09 and shutupanddplay and then the latter decided to type it up and make snarky comments. Thanks, darling! (and she made a wonderful picspam to help the confused) This is total crack and yeah I don't even know. It was 4 in the morning okay.
Oh, also, I know nothing about Sweden... don't hate me... I'm sure it is a lovely country.
Links to my journal!
(Blah Blah Blah Vampire Emergency Blah)