title: Filled up with glue
rating: PG
word count: an even 500
characters: Elle/Gabriel leading into that exposed, waffle-making future
spoilers/warnings: through 3.11 to be safe; second-person imperative tense; a little dark
summary: Mix your metaphors. Be normal.
Okay, so yeah, you’re tempted to make it so that little kid at the booth behind you never kicks a seat again for the rest of his life. Everybody has flashes of I could murder that little bastard, but you’re not going to act on that impulse, okay?