Guess I was right the first time

Oct 16, 2008 21:40


Your result for Which Vampire the Masquerade Clan Are You?...
The Lunatics {Malkavian}

-2 Assamite, 4 Brujah, 4 Gangrel, 12 Malkavian, 10 Nosferatu, 1 Toreador, 0 Tremere, -1 Ventrue, 6 Lasombra, 4 Tzimisce, 8 Setites, -2 Giovanni and 12 Ravnos!

The Malkavians are mad they say. The violence of being turned from humans into monsters has scarred them irreperably so that every one is hopelessly insane. Some Malkavians see their madness as a gift and are completely aware of it and it's uses. Most, however, are victims of their violent mood swings, homicidal urges or complete memory loss. They tend to dwell in a world between reality and fantasy, fiddling with the devil and exposing their naughty parts to God. They are the most feared and reviled of all vampires due to their unpredictable natures.

For you to be a Malkavian means that your entire reality probably resembles tea with Alice and you're the mad hatter...or possibly the door mouse. It's hard to keep your attention at best and it's hard to keep your victims blood off your nice clean trenchcoat at worst. It's not that mommy didn't hug you, it's not a chemical imbalance, you're just crazy. This doesn't mean, however that you can't mix your ridalin, prozac and antipsychotics. Actually you should cuz it gets pretty interesting....oh wait, you're undead. You see and remember what others ignore and have forgotten. You are truly enlightened, now give me back my "my little pony" you sick freak!

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