Episode 1
"Welcome back! Our first episode of the hottest show in the world....COUPLE TALK HAS BEGUN!"
The audience is clapping,screaming,and whistling.
MC:Now,now.Everyone is just as excited as I am! Am I right?I should introduce our mystery couple but the tension is building up!I love it!"
He laughs and looks at his producer.Where the hell are they? He thought.His producer shrugged his shoulder's and gave him a sorry- can't- help- you look.
Aish!Why didn't he invite the hanchul couple first?
"Woooooooo!!!"
"Yeahhhhhhhhh!"
"I knew they'd be first!"
"Wahhhhhh~!!! I LOVE YOU GUYS!"
He turned to see Yunho and Jaejoong waving at the audience.He fixed his tie and walked towards them.
"Ah! The YunJae couple!So nice to see you!Come,come.Sit."
He sat in his chair and patted the chair next to him.
They sat down and bowed.
YH:We're sorry for being late.Something important came up and I had to take care of the situation, and then Jongie here got us lost,so,we,entered on the wrong side of the stage.He smiled.(haha! XD.You get it?)
MC:It's alright! We know you guys are busy.Am I right?
He points at the audience who justs nods.
JJ:Yup!We're always busy.No time to stop!
The MC just nods.
MC:Yes.You guys do have alot of schedules.Everyone is curious.With all your time being filled.How did you guys meet?
Jaejoong and Yunho looked at each other and smiled.
YH:Ok.We met-AH~!Jongie you tell them.
JJ:Aigoo~!!Yunnie!I'm embarassed!You tell them.
YH:Arasso~.So it was back when we were training. I had just finished my dancing lesson and I was walking towards the studio were I was going to have vocal lessons when I heard this real high pitch noise.It sounded horrible! I thought it was Junsu with his dolphin shriek.I walked in and saw that it was't Junsu.He was sitting with his head hanging low.I stared at him before he looked up and said,"Yah!What are looking at!" I ended up laughing at him for a long time.
MC:Why did you make fun of him?
YH:Because! His voice cracked and got high pitched! My Jongie had hit puberty that day.
YH:So after that day,everytime I saw him I made fun of him.I guess he got mad or something and wanted revenge.He~~
JJ:Let me say this part.
JJ:I was mad!So-so I got that machine uh- I don't know what it's called but it waxes the dance studio floors and over-waxed it.The problem was..I was stuck! I couldn't leave without injuring myself.Then he came and walked in and slipped.I started to laugh and didn't notice he was sliding towards me. So he crashed into me. I fell on top of him and then I looked into his eyes and saw they were a sexy brown.His mole on his upper lip also looked sexy.Now that I think about I also checked out his.... mumble mumble~
The MC and Yunho looked at Jaejoong who was nodding his head.
YH:(clears throat) So I also checked him out. His rosy lips and his big-doe eyes attracted me. From then on I continued to pursue him.Until the day he finally agreed and married me.Now we have two kids and a dog,
Some of the audience has their mouth hanging open while other's whisper amongst themselves.
"They had two kids!"
"Wow!Isn't Yunho lucky!"
Yunho and Jaejoong start to laugh.
YH&JJ:Kidding!
YH:He can't get pregnant.I've tried to get him pregnant but it's impossible.I should try another method.Maybe standing up?Hmm?
YH:Jongie!let's try do~
MC:Ok! We'll be back right after the break!"
~Theme music plays~
MC:You guys!Explain!Why were you late,hmm?I was worried!
YH:I told you!
MC:Explain it in detail
JJ:Well ,Yunho got excited and wanted to have some "fun" so we played in the van!
MC:(shakes head)
YH:So what's the next topic
MC:Love presents
YH:YES!
YH:See.I've gotten him alot of presents...
~Theme music plays~
MC:We're back
YH:As I was saying. I've gotten him lots of toys.(he grins widely)
MC:YUNHO!! What are you saying!
JJ:Yup! It's true! They're all kept in storage.
MC:Do you use them often(gulp)
JJ:Noooooo!Unless i'm really bored.
YH:Yup.I wont let him touch my precious toy though.
MC:Why
YH:BECAUSE!BAMBI IS MINE!
JJ: I WON'T SHARE HAMTARO EITHER!!
MC:Ok!Anything else you would like to share?
YH:YES!I would like to tell everyone how Jongie I first did it!!
YH:OK. So it was during decemer and we were really cold so I told him that we sould cuddle. So he sat in betwee my legs and I hugged him from behid.Ok so
then I started to kiss him and then he started to...
Jaejoong covered Yuno's mouth with his hand.
JJ:(laugh's akwardly) well that's all for today!Right MC?
MC:You still have 15 minutes of airtime left actually.
JJ:Well.....
The audience starts chanting.
"Secrets.Secrets.Secrets.Secrets!"
"Smut.Smut.Smut!"
JJ:Ummm....AH~!!Let's take questions from our viewer's.
Audience member:So Jaejoong-shi.Are you alway's Uke?Have you tried being a seme once?
YH:fifh2!@#^&^**%$#$&^(&^#$R
Audience member:Huh?
YH:He has!!(laughs)
JJ:YAH!!!!YUNNIE~!
Audience member #2: I have a question.Yunho-shi.Has he ever punished you?
YH: Yes! When I don't agree he gets mad and he'll give me hell.The food will be extra spicy and the water fo my shower ill be extra hot and he will hide bambi from me.
JJ:Like you're any better.He tells Changmin to hit me!
YH:I still love you!!<3
JJ:I love you tooo!<3
MC:Well.The first episode is always interesting.See ya next time on COUPLE TALK~!
~Theme music plays~
As the audience leaves you hear them whisper.
"why didn't he let him say the story of their "love time" ?"
"Ah~~!!Yuhnho said toys andI almost fainted.My perverted mind!"
"Does anyone have tissue?I got a nosebleed."
-Backstage-
MC:Good job everyone!
YH:YEAH!!!
JJ:(claps)
JJ:Yun~HOO~!!!!You can't tell the world I took the lead during our "YunJae happy time"
YH:Why?
JJ:Because! I have to keep my uke image up! Sheesh!Think!
YH:Ah!
YH:Jooooonnnnggiiieeee!
JJ:Yes?
YH:Help me?
He points at his pants.
JJ:Was it like that since we started?
YH:(Nods)
JJ:Come here
Jaejoong grabs Yunho's zipper and tries to pull it up.
JJ:It's stuck!
YH:Aw Man~! I couldn't pull it up either!
JJ:Sorry.Let's go home ad I'll fix it there.
YH:But~
JJ:Come On!
YH:(pouts and followed JJ)
MC:(shakes head)Aish! Please let our next uests be HanChul.I Heard they're good kids.(XD suure~!)
The audience is clapping,screaming,and whistling.
MC:Now,now.Everyone is just as excited as I am! Am I right?I should introduce our mystery couple but the tension is building up!I love it!"
He laughs and looks at his producer.Where the hell are they? He thought.His producer shrugged his shoulder's and gave him a sorry- can't- help- you look.
Aish!Why didn't he invite the hanchul couple first?
"Woooooooo!!!"
"Yeahhhhhhhhh!"
"I knew they'd be first!"
"Wahhhhhh~!!! I LOVE YOU GUYS!"
He turned to see Yunho and Jaejoong waving at the audience.He fixed his tie and walked towards them.
"Ah! The YunJae couple!So nice to see you!Come,come.Sit."
He sat in his chair and patted the chair next to him.
They sat down and bowed.
YH:We're sorry for being late.Something important came up and I had to take care of the situation, and then Jongie here got us lost,so,we,entered on the wrong side of the stage.He smiled.(haha! XD.You get it?)
MC:It's alright! We know you guys are busy.Am I right?
He points at the audience who justs nods.
JJ:Yup!We're always busy.No time to stop!
The MC just nods.
MC:Yes.You guys do have alot of schedules.Everyone is curious.With all your time being filled.How did you guys meet?
Jaejoong and Yunho looked at each other and smiled.
YH:Ok.We met-AH~!Jongie you tell them.
JJ:Aigoo~!!Yunnie!I'm embarassed!You tell them.
YH:Arasso~.So it was back when we were training. I had just finished my dancing lesson and I was walking towards the studio were I was going to have vocal lessons when I heard this real high pitch noise.It sounded horrible! I thought it was Junsu with his dolphin shriek.I walked in and saw that it was't Junsu.He was sitting with his head hanging low.I stared at him before he looked up and said,"Yah!What are looking at!" I ended up laughing at him for a long time.
MC:Why did you make fun of him?
YH:Because! His voice cracked and got high pitched! My Jongie had hit puberty that day.
YH:So after that day,everytime I saw him I made fun of him.I guess he got mad or something and wanted revenge.He~~
JJ:Let me say this part.
JJ:I was mad!So-so I got that machine uh- I don't know what it's called but it waxes the dance studio floors and over-waxed it.The problem was..I was stuck! I couldn't leave without injuring myself.Then he came and walked in and slipped.I started to laugh and didn't notice he was sliding towards me. So he crashed into me. I fell on top of him and then I looked into his eyes and saw they were a sexy brown.His mole on his upper lip also looked sexy.Now that I think about I also checked out his.... mumble mumble~
The MC and Yunho looked at Jaejoong who was nodding his head.
YH:(clears throat) So I also checked him out. His rosy lips and his big-doe eyes attracted me. From then on I continued to pursue him.Until the day he finally agreed and married me.Now we have two kids and a dog,
Some of the audience has their mouth hanging open while other's whisper amongst themselves.
"They had two kids!"
"Wow!Isn't Yunho lucky!"
Yunho and Jaejoong start to laugh.
YH&JJ:Kidding!
YH:He can't get pregnant.I've tried to get him pregnant but it's impossible.I should try another method.Maybe standing up?Hmm?
YH:Jongie!let's try do~
MC:Ok! We'll be back right after the break!"
~Theme music plays~
MC:You guys!Explain!Why were you late,hmm?I was worried!
YH:I told you!
MC:Explain it in detail
JJ:Well ,Yunho got excited and wanted to have some "fun" so we played in the van!
MC:(shakes head)
YH:So what's the next topic
MC:Love presents
YH:YES!
YH:See.I've gotten him alot of presents...
~Theme music plays~
MC:We're back
YH:As I was saying. I've gotten him lots of toys.(he grins widely)
MC:YUNHO!! What are you saying!
JJ:Yup! It's true! They're all kept in storage.
MC:Do you use them often(gulp)
JJ:Noooooo!Unless i'm really bored.
YH:Yup.I wont let him touch my precious toy though.
MC:Why
YH:BECAUSE!BAMBI IS MINE!
JJ: I WON'T SHARE HAMTARO EITHER!!
MC:Ok!Anything else you would like to share?
YH:YES!I would like to tell everyone how Jongie I first did it!!
YH:OK. So it was during decemer and we were really cold so I told him that we sould cuddle. So he sat in betwee my legs and I hugged him from behid.Ok so
then I started to kiss him and then he started to...
Jaejoong covered Yuno's mouth with his hand.
JJ:(laugh's akwardly) well that's all for today!Right MC?
MC:You still have 15 minutes of airtime left actually.
JJ:Well.....
The audience starts chanting.
"Secrets.Secrets.Secrets.Secrets!"
"Smut.Smut.Smut!"
JJ:Ummm....AH~!!Let's take questions from our viewer's.
Audience member:So Jaejoong-shi.Are you alway's Uke?Have you tried being a seme once?
YH:fifh2!@#^&^**%$#$&^(&^#$R
Audience member:Huh?
YH:He has!!(laughs)
JJ:YAH!!!!YUNNIE~!
Audience member #2: I have a question.Yunho-shi.Has he ever punished you?
YH: Yes! When I don't agree he gets mad and he'll give me hell.The food will be extra spicy and the water fo my shower ill be extra hot and he will hide bambi from me.
JJ:Like you're any better.He tells Changmin to hit me!
YH:I still love you!!<3
JJ:I love you tooo!<3
MC:Well.The first episode is always interesting.See ya next time on COUPLE TALK~!
~Theme music plays~
As the audience leaves you hear them whisper.
"why didn't he let him say the story of their "love time" ?"
"Ah~~!!Yuhnho said toys andI almost fainted.My perverted mind!"
"Does anyone have tissue?I got a nosebleed."
-Backstage-
MC:Good job everyone!
YH:YEAH!!!
JJ:(claps)
JJ:Yun~HOO~!!!!You can't tell the world I took the lead during our "YunJae happy time"
YH:Why?
JJ:Because! I have to keep my uke image up! Sheesh!Think!
YH:Ah!
YH:Jooooonnnnggiiieeee!
JJ:Yes?
YH:Help me?
He points at his pants.
JJ:Was it like that since we started?
YH:(Nods)
JJ:Come here
Jaejoong grabs Yunho's zipper and tries to pull it up.
JJ:It's stuck!
YH:Aw Man~! I couldn't pull it up either!
JJ:Sorry.Let's go home ad I'll fix it there.
YH:But~
JJ:Come On!
YH:(pouts and followed JJ)
MC:(shakes head)Aish! Please let our next uests be HanChul.I Heard they're good kids.(XD suure~!)