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May 13, 2006 15:24

I just saw "Planet of the Apes" and when I saw the last scene (the famous one), I was like "That's it?" Yes, I did expect more cause everyone knew of that scene.

However, the movie itself was very good and I enjoyed it. There was a lot of action and understanding. This is a great movie to explore the age old question of science versus religion. And when I say "great movie to..." I mean that it's the main theme behind the whole movie. Did man evolve into Apes after many years?

I also saw the original "The Manchurian Candidate" (1962) and that was VERY good. I liked it a lot and much different than the one that was out two years ago with Denzel Washington and Merryl Streep. I liked it better than the remake.

Now, after seeing The "Planet of the Apes", this reminds me of few things: All of them have to do with the Simpsons, of course. A few quotes:

1) "Don't trust anyone over 30"- said by Charlton Heston and said again by Homer Simpson when he toured with Hallobalooza (spelling?).

2) "Damn you! Damn you all to Hell!"- said by Charlton Heston (as he was on his knees in the sand) and said again by Homer Simpson when he was being interviewed by the press for going into space ("The only place I hope they don't send us to is that awful planet of the apes (starts thinking)...Statue of Liberty...wait a minute, that was OUR planet! *gets down on the floor* DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL! (starts crying)"

3) And of course, who could forget, "The Planet of the Apes, I Want to Get Off" musical starring Troy McClure?

"The Dr. Zaius Song"

Ape: Help, the human's about to escape.
Troy: Get your paws off me, you dirty ape.
Apes: [gasping] He can talk!
Apes: [in unison, rythmed]
He can talk
He can talk
He can talk
He can talk
He can talk
He can talk
Troy: [singing] I can siiiiiing!

[funky beat of "Rock Me Amadeus" starts playing]
Female Nurse Ape: Ooh, help me Dr. Zaius!
Apes: [in unison]
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius
Oh... Dr. Zaius
Ape: Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius.

Troy: What's wrong with me?
Zaius: I think you're crazy.
Troy: Want a second opinion.
Zaius: You're also lazy.

Apes: [in unison]
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius
[one ape starts breakdancing]
Oh... Dr. Zaius
Ape: Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius.

Troy: Can I play the piano anymore?
Zaius: Of course you can.
Troy: Well I couldn't before!
[plays piano]

"You'll Never Make a Monkey Out of Me"

Troy: [singing]
I hate every ape I see
From chimpan-a to chimpan-zee
No you'll never make a monkey out of me

Oh my God, I was wrong
It was Earth all along
You've finally made a monkey

Apes: Yes we've finally made a monkey

Troy: Yes you've finally made a monkey out of me
Apes: Yes we've finally made a monkey out of you

Troy: I love you, Dr. Zaius!

Of course, all lyrics taken by SNPP.com, your Simpsons archive place for everything Simpsons.
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