Dec 04, 2006 16:34
Earlier today, I was at my parent's house attempting to take out some of my garbage and transport it over to my house.
In the mix of things, i became trapped reading some "interesting" and always hilarious coloring books when i decided to continue looking through the plastic totes. I came across olllddd notebooks from high school with words such as "sXe" and "slamburger" scribbled across each cover, almost as if my awful geekness couldn't quite show my akwardness in any other way. I moved a few of those little gems out of the way to get to the bottom of the tote when I came across pure gold.
This gold being many words scribbled on wide-ruled paper, and it was not another awful poem I had been tossing aside, digging through, about losing a girl or being in love (with really nobody in particular- just awful lyrics for songs I will someday never write). This gold is page one of, I think three, band names. Band names from my sophmore year of high school. Band names I wrote in a blue Mead notebook, sitting behind Danny Patton, in health class. Band names for a "groovy punk" band that had been known as Slamburger.
I decided to share with you- my readers, my fans, and my bored friends- this page of band names and their atrocious, adolecent greatness.
Surf Cadets
game Players
Side Swiper 5
Rock Falling
Tide Torque
Compression Chambers
Fungsoo
Fungsue
Fun
American Made Cow Handlers
Grifstones
Rock berries
Flyswatter
Pretty Fear Fighters
Circled Stars
Firey Pit Flames
Tongue Depressors
Loud mouth babbling punks
Cotton
Cooked Crispies
A+ Kids
Fearful teachers
mama's boyz
satanistic teacher pets
writing left handed
glad to be tardy
vision
five horned movie stars
hookie
truant
geometric shapes and figures
mushdogs
balded bananas
gunlizards
writtenwords
asthesis
killa trip machines
killa fly guys
wiggity wack
smelly toast
burnt toast
toasted rubber chickens
awesome rip cords
whiplashed pirhanas
30 second trip ballz
tast neo-girl
chim chims playroom
captains crew
captains crew of spew
smoke detectors life long journey
outer room
gone to lunch
point of insanity
point of tangency
smashed up feelings
cyber punx
Fifty seven wonderous names of no's. I really don't know where the hell I come up with things such as "captains crew of spew," but I enjoy how geeky I will always be in life.
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Next Monday wil be marked as my first day as an Assistant Manager at the Michigan City store. I will "command" electronics, photo lab, connection center, tire and lube express, automotive, hardware, sporting goods, and toys.
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This is a commensurable update.