Yeah, you read that right. Recent events (see: Chloe) have made me feel like I need to defend the wittiness of my bovine brethren.
And Chloe, this one's for you:
I'm so bookmarking this site and ordering so much cow stuff it's not funny. THEY HAVE COW SLIPPERS. Chloe? Lana? Lois? Now you know what you're getting for your birthdays.