Very important eta to my last post!

Nov 17, 2008 23:39

THERE ARE FIVE OF YOU.

*sobs* *weeps*

What are you trying to do, start your own baseball team? Corner the market on gourmet coffee and gadgetry? Drive me insane?

ALL OF THE ABOVE?

*sighs*

If I start assigning you numbers, it's your own fault.

NO PLOTTING AGAINST THE WORLD, DAMMIT.

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reportresurrect November 18 2008, 04:50:36 UTC
Look, Skippy. If you weren't so damned much trouble you wouldn't need five of us to clean up after you.

Like we'd play baseball. Starbucks should fear us. Radio Shack and Best Buy too Short drive.

I want to be number 99.

I make no promises.

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hero_farmboy November 18 2008, 04:53:19 UTC
You! You are not allowed to be the ring leader!

You can be Agent Chloe 99. I have nothing against that.

NO WORLD DOMINATION.

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reportresurrect November 18 2008, 04:57:37 UTC
Pfft. We don't need no stinkin' ringleader. We just need to take turns wearing the tiara of power.

Awesome!

These things happen, Clark. I mean nobody would set out for world domination but who's to say it wouldn't be in the world's best interests? We'll just have to play it by ear.

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hero_farmboy November 19 2008, 13:53:55 UTC
The crown's mine, bitch.

Chloe. world domination does not happen by accident. Put the Evil Overlord handbook down.

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reportresurrect November 19 2008, 17:42:45 UTC
Okay, which version of me gave you the sense of humor? Does it have to be surgically removed?

*shifty eyes* What makes you think that's what I'm reading? *mumbles* Minions. Minions. My kingdom for some minions...

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