I saw Troy tonight...

May 15, 2004 03:42

Now THATS a man that can give a girl a new attitude...Brad Pitt that is. Can I just please say that I would be Brad Pitt's personal love slave/maid/servant if he wanted me to.

I'd (learn) how to cook
I'd clean
I'd even (learn) how to do laundry for that man

I have decided he is the most beautiful male specimen I've ever seen and the sheer look of him causes me to get retarded and actually start saying "girly" like things about a man. Its got me acting like...like...like a woman! Wanting to cook, and clean and all that other horrid crap. It's oh so very strange, but oh so very beautiful.

i love you Brad, and don't care that I sound like a childish, starstruck fan. The sterotypical girl "oh Brad Pitt, i love you Brad, you're like sooo totally hot Brad" kind of girl. I don't care b/c I'm completely smitten with this man.

I think I've finally begun to understand the very seriousness of the words: Groupie, obsessive fan, "do anything for the chance to talk, touch, be in the presence of, lick your sweat off of you" type thing. Yeah.

PS- You'll never hear any of this personally out of my mouth, so lets pretend it never happened.
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