Nostalgia: commence
So I've been re-reading some old LJs, and will most likely get all nostalgic and talky at some piont. But I also found this, which leads me to believe that I was awesomer in high school than I ever gave myself credit for (I'm Elvin wannabe):
WhyAllTheLetters: tell me a story
Elvin wannabe: Um...
Elvin wannabe: Once upon a time, there was a cabbage
Elvin wannabe: And the poor little cabbage was LONELY
WhyAllTheLetters: awww
Elvin wannabe: So he decided to go over and visit the carrots, all the way on the other side of the garden
Elvin wannabe: And he walked and walked and walked (cause a garden is big for a little cabbage)
Elvin wannabe: And FINALLY, he got to the carrot patch
Elvin wannabe: There he saw a little carrot, not much older than him
WhyAllTheLetters: yay
Elvin wannabe: "Hello little carrot," said the cabbage.
Elvin wannabe: "I'm a cabbage."
Elvin wannabe: "Hello cabbage," said the carrot. "What brings you to this side of the garden?"
Elvin wannabe: "I was lonely," said the little cabbage.
WhyAllTheLetters: awww
Elvin wannabe: "I was lonely too!" said the carrot
Elvin wannabe: "Let's be friends" said the cabbage
WhyAllTheLetters: yay
Elvin wannabe: At that moment, the farmer walked out of his house, and said "AAAAAAAGH! My vegetables are talking and moving! What the FUCK is going on?"
Elvin wannabe: And passed out with the shock
Elvin wannabe: His wife heard his yelling and ran out of the farmhouse
Elvin wannabe: "Oh my poor darling husband!" she cried, and called 911
WhyAllTheLetters: stupid farmer
Elvin wannabe: The farmer was taken to the hospital, and when he awoke, he kept babbling about talking vegetables.
Elvin wannabe: the doctor's decided that he was in shock
Elvin wannabe: The cause was unknown
Elvin wannabe: And the farmer spent the rest of his life in the insane asylum
Elvin wannabe: His wife tried to be faithful, but eventually she got bored, and ran off to the city with a travelling salesman.
Elvin wannabe: The end.
WhyAllTheLetters: tell me a story
Elvin wannabe: Um...
Elvin wannabe: Once upon a time, there was a cabbage
Elvin wannabe: And the poor little cabbage was LONELY
WhyAllTheLetters: awww
Elvin wannabe: So he decided to go over and visit the carrots, all the way on the other side of the garden
Elvin wannabe: And he walked and walked and walked (cause a garden is big for a little cabbage)
Elvin wannabe: And FINALLY, he got to the carrot patch
Elvin wannabe: There he saw a little carrot, not much older than him
WhyAllTheLetters: yay
Elvin wannabe: "Hello little carrot," said the cabbage.
Elvin wannabe: "I'm a cabbage."
Elvin wannabe: "Hello cabbage," said the carrot. "What brings you to this side of the garden?"
Elvin wannabe: "I was lonely," said the little cabbage.
WhyAllTheLetters: awww
Elvin wannabe: "I was lonely too!" said the carrot
Elvin wannabe: "Let's be friends" said the cabbage
WhyAllTheLetters: yay
Elvin wannabe: At that moment, the farmer walked out of his house, and said "AAAAAAAGH! My vegetables are talking and moving! What the FUCK is going on?"
Elvin wannabe: And passed out with the shock
Elvin wannabe: His wife heard his yelling and ran out of the farmhouse
Elvin wannabe: "Oh my poor darling husband!" she cried, and called 911
WhyAllTheLetters: stupid farmer
Elvin wannabe: The farmer was taken to the hospital, and when he awoke, he kept babbling about talking vegetables.
Elvin wannabe: the doctor's decided that he was in shock
Elvin wannabe: The cause was unknown
Elvin wannabe: And the farmer spent the rest of his life in the insane asylum
Elvin wannabe: His wife tried to be faithful, but eventually she got bored, and ran off to the city with a travelling salesman.
Elvin wannabe: The end.