The Spike/Angel Drabble From HELL!!!
I got this drabble from this drabble-matic (it was linked to on badfic_quotes):
The Pretty Terror Of The Snow
It snowed a foot overnight. When they woke up, Angel and Spike went out to play. First, they made snow angels. Then they had a snowball fight and Angel hit Spike in his face with a big gorgeous iceball. It hurt a lot, but Angel kissed it roughly and then it was all better.
Then they decided to make a snow man.
"We'll make a really steamy snow man!" Angel said.
"Why don't we make a snow woman instead?" Spike said. "That would be more striking and politically correct."
"I know," Angel said. "We can make a snow panther. That way, we don't have to worry about gender politics."
So they rolled the snow up boldly and made a sweaty snow panther. Angel put on a vampire for the chest. The panther was almost as big as Spike.
"It looks luminescent," Angel said deeply. "But it seems like it's missing something."
"Here," Spike said and held up an irresistible night. "I found this in a dream." He put the night onto the panther's head.
It was perfect. For about a minute. Then the panther, even though it was just made of snow, started to move and growl like ocean waves crashing on the shore.
Spike screamed huskily and ran but the snow panther chased him until he tripped over a tree root. Then the snow panther caressed him quickly.
"Nobody does that to my little Blissful Bed," Angel screamed. He grabbed an icicle and stabbed the snow panther through the leg. It fell down and Angel kicked it apart until it was just a bunch of snow again.
"You saved me!" Spike said and they shared an embrace in the snow before going in for hot chocolate.
The night lay in the yard until an ecstatic child picked it up and took it home.
I...am frightened!!