Dude, no way!

[hermione_vader]

My dad just sent me a forwarded e-mail full of ridiculous-but-true statements and headlines, and this was a wanted ad:

WANTED:  Somebody to go back in time with me.  This is not a joke.  P. O. Box 322, Oakview, CA 93022.  You'll get paid after we get back.  Must bring your own weapons. Safety not guaranteed.  I have only done this once before.

Huh.

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DOCTOR WHO: THE EARLY YEARS

[jackson_maggler]

The Doctor in his early years, only a hundred at the time, found himself lacking a travelling companion. He put out an ad and it was answered. Afterwards, he swore to never let an American on his ship ever again.