UM, YAY???

[hermione_vader]

Today is my sister JoJo's thirteenth birthday.  ...OH MY GOD, SHE'S A TEENAGER!!!!!  BUT I SWEAR SHE WAS FIVE YEARS OLD TWO WEEKS AGO!!!  ...Wait, no, she performed at Carnegie Hall two weeks ago.  Dear Jesus.  And she's 5'1".  That's only five inches shorter than me!

I'm happy for her, but-but...*dies from shock*