And then the Lamb left the Lion and became a butch lesbian.
Ugh. I do NOT want to finish and analyze this Twilight fic for my class. Why? Because the characters in Twilight are so frakking bland that they have no real quirks I can replicate and I'm horrified that I'll get them wrong if I don't parody Bella's voice. And then I start to fear that I'm writing Spike wrong, and then...ARGH. *headdesk* Twilight makes me lose confidence in my own frakking writing. Frak.
And then the funny macro I was going to embed would not embed. *headdesk* So here's the link.
To sum up: Stephenie Meyer is an evil, EVIL bitch. No, seriously, Col. Hans Landa and Lord Voldemort are a basket of puppies compared to her.
Why do I keep using the word "frak?" I don't even really like Battlestar Galactica.
And then the funny macro I was going to embed would not embed. *headdesk* So here's the link.
To sum up: Stephenie Meyer is an evil, EVIL bitch. No, seriously, Col. Hans Landa and Lord Voldemort are a basket of puppies compared to her.
Why do I keep using the word "frak?" I don't even really like Battlestar Galactica.