Wacky answers to meme questions.

[hermione_vader]

Here are my responses to the questions I received for this meme.  Thanks for playing! :D  These questions ended up working well for these characters, in an amusing way.

Comments

[jackson_maggler]

For number four, I've always thought of it like this: Hicox's father died during the Great War, his mother had an intense hatred for all things German, and Hicox, in a show of rebellion, began to involve himself in all things German.

Number one: I'll bet you that Hans Landa denies that any of it's true.

[hermione_vader]

That could work. It'd have to be a quiet rebellion, though, done in secret. I don't see Hicox as the openly-angry-teenager type.

And then everyone would look at the swastika on Landa's forehead and know that he's a lying liar who lies. ;)

[jackson_maggler]

No, he'd be the passive-aggressive teenager. The one who follows the letter of the order but not the spirit, sort of like a Golem. Technically, she wouldn't have anything to be angry at for, but he still pisses her off.

And you know that every time Raine saw Landa, he would start telling the stories about the Basterds. Utivich would just sit off to the side and grin, while Stiglitz would (to the amazement of all) add to them, sometimes making things up, sometimes telling the truth. No one can tell which is which, but that's okay.

[hermione_vader]

Passive-aggressive I can see. He got obsessed with films first, and then German, and yeah.

I think we're now in an AU where everyone lived...

[jackson_maggler]

Bet you his mother tossed him out on his ear as she could.

Damn straight we are. And then Hicox shows up, quickly redirecting any ire for Landa towards him. Why, you ask? The Basterds still haven't gotten over how he almost fucked everything up with his terrible accent.