I'm updating an old meme. Is that legal?
I did this meme last summer, and I want to see how my taste in men has changed in the past year, if at all. Alright, I'm a bit bored.
Rules:
1. Bold the names of guys you’d definitely get with.
2. Italicize the names of guys you might get with after a little persuasion.
3. Leave the guys who don’t do anything for you alone.
4. Put a question (?) mark after the guys you’ve never heard of.
5. Strike the guys you wouldn’t touch with a ten-foot pole.
6. Add three guys to the list.
Russell Howard?
Criss Angel
Robert Pattinson
Jeffrey Dean Morgan
Hugh Jackman
Brad Pitt
Jared Padalecki
Taylor Lautner
Robert Downey Jr.
Jared Leto
Adam Gontier?
Christian Kane
Michael Welch
Jensen Ackles
John Cusack
Matt Dillon
Ryan Reynolds
Andrew Lee Potts
Lee Pace
David Tennant
John Krasinski
Rupert Grint I just can't do Ron Weasley.
Justin Chambers
Ed Helms
Patrick Dempsey
Johnny Depp
Bradley Whitford
Paul Rudd
Cory Monteith
Dominic Monaghan
Zachary Quinto
Jon Hamm
Josh Holloway
Joseph Gordon-Levitt
Taye Diggs
Allan Hyde?
Christian Slater
Alexander Skarsgard
Sam Worthington
David Boreanaz
Sam Trammell
Ryan Kwanten
Neil Patrick Harris Why must you be gay, NPH? Why?
Adam Lambert
Michael C. Hall
Matthew Morrison
Chace Crawford
Robert Carlyle
Milo Ventimiglia
Chris Pine
Tom Cruise
Joshua Jackson
Ewan McGregor
Oguri Shun?
Orlando Bloom
Zachary Levi
Raza Jaffrey?
James Murray?
Jonas Armstrong?
Logan Lerman?
Keith Urban
Andy Roddick
Henry Cavill
James McAvoy
Matthew Perry
Lucas Till
Ben Whishaw?
Tom Sturridge?
Michael Cera
Matthew Gray Gubler
Ian Somerhalder
Paul Walker
David Beckham
Jason Segel
Matt Smith
Jude Law
Colin Farrell
Alex O’Loughlin
Jonathan Rhys Meyers
Adrien Brody
Jim Sturgess
Ryan Gosling
Jared Followill?
Hugh Dancy
Paul Wesley
Zac Efron
Bradley Cooper
Jesse Eisenberg
Jason Dohring
Michael Angarano
Xavier Samuel?
Jim Parsons
Hunter Parrish?
Dominic Cooper
Steven Strait?
Channing Tatum
Stuart Townsend?
Gerard Butler
Adam Gregory?
Ben Barnes?
Justin Long
Sebastian Stan
James Marsden
Oliver James?
Taylor Kitsch
Ed Westwick
Matt Dallas
Keifer Sutherland
Josh Duhamel
Mark Salling
Kevin McHale
Shia LeBeouf
Jerry O’Connell
Adam Brody
Christopher Walken
Daniel Bruhl
George Clooney
David Strathairn
James Franco
Matt Damon
Heath Ledger Maybe if he was alive, but he's very much not.
Ashton Kutcher
Billie Joe Armstrong
Antonio Banderas
Michael Phelps
Matt Thiessen?
Scott Michael Foster?
Aaron Hill?
Elijah Wood
Joe Anderson
Jeremy Davies
Jeremy Sumpter?
Aaron Johns?
Luke Wilson
Hayden Christensen
Adrian Grenier
Tal Cooperman?
Kellan Lutz
Dave Franco
Tom Welling
Justin Hartley
Nick Jonas
Mitch Hewer?
Freddie Stroma?
Eric Dane
Chad Michael Murray
Joe Jonas
Dave Annable?
Nick Valensi?
Chase Utle?
J.R. Celski?
Leonardo Nam?
Carter Jenkins?
Daniel Radcliffe I can't do Harry Potter, either.
Josh Farro?
Charlie Hunnam
Lou Taylor Pucci?
Zac Farro?
Leonardo DiCaprio
Josh Hopkins?
Christoph Waltz He's an adorable man, but he's the same age as my dad, and I'm just not attracted to him like that. I would huggle him, though.
Mark Ruffalo
Jay Baruchel
Justin Bartha
Adrian Pasdar
David Anders
Greg Grunberg
Eric Szmanda?
Nathaniel Swokowski?
Jim Carrey
Matt Derwin?
Jimmy Robbins?
Jonathan Togo?
Daren Kagasoff?
David Cook
Kasey Kahne
Bodan Mulholland?
Alexandre Bilodeau?
George Craig?
Shaun White
Matthew Lewis?
Josh Ramsay?
Trent Ford?
Sidney Crosby
Matthew Followill?
Kristopher Letang?
Nico Tortorella?
Matt Lanter?
Sterling Knight
Brandon Boyd?
Taylor York?
Will Smith
Eddie Breckenridge?
John Mayer
Justin Bieber
Shemar Moore
Steve Burton?
David Archuleta
Kevin Jonas
Adam Beach
Steve Carell
Rian Dawson?
David Bowie
Tim Burton
Tom Felton
Donald Glover
Alex Pettyfer
Chris Evans
Jesse McCartney
Enrique Iglesias
Jack O’Connell?
Luke Pasqualino?
Kurt Cobain
Ben McKenzie
Topher Grace
Liam Hemsworth
Michael Copon
Dylan Sprouse
Cole Sprouse Are these two even 18 yet?
Austin Butler?
Nathan Followill?
Boo Boo Stewart?
Adam Siska?
Rob Kardashian
Saba “DJ Sabzi” Mohajerjasbi?
James Marsters
Rider Strong?
Jonathan Groff
Toby Regbo?
Stephen Moyer
Taylor Rice?
Marlon Brando
Brendon Urie
Alex Meraz?
James Dean
Cristiano Ronaldo
Jason Mraz
James Phelps
Oliver Phelps
Sufjan Stevens
Jamie Campbell-Bower?
Ryan Ross
Robert Sheehan?
Bob Dylan
Jackson Rathbone
Eric Sturgeon?
Alexander Ovechkin
Chad Gilbert?
Oliver Sim?
Oliver Sykes?
Emile Hirsch
Penn Badgley
Anton Yelchin
Dallas Green?
Bert McCracken
Alexander Gaskarth?
Garrett Nickelsen?
John O’ Callaghan?
Erich Halvorsen?
Kennedy Brock?
Jared Monaco?
Zack Merrick?
Christian Bale
Peter Facinelli
Ethan Hawke
Ben Affleck
Andrew “The Butcher” Mrotek?
Kyle Burns?
Chris Hemsworth
Jake Gyllenhaal
William Levy?
Ryan Philippe
Francisco Lachowski?
Rafi Gavron?
Frank Dillane?
Dougie Poynter?
Caleb Followill?
Jesse James
Ryan Seacrest
Lucas Grabeel
Vince Vaughn
Iker Casillas?
KAKÁ?
David Villa?
Viggo Mortensen
Matthew Fox
Gabe Saporta?
Josh Hartnett
Júlio César?
Aaron Eckhart
Logan Henderson?
Steven McQueen Circa 1963, please.
Michael Trevino
William Beckett?
Christofer Drew?
Donald Trump
Karl Urban
John Cho
Aaron Yoo?
Pawel Szajda?
Fernando Torres?
Wilson Bethel?
Brock Kelly?
My three extra picks:
Christopher Eccleston
Tom Hiddleston
Michael Fassbender
Let's see:
Bolded: 28 (including my three personal picks; +6 from last year)
Italicized: 51 (+9)
Stricken: 46 (+8)
I've somehow gotten both more desperate and pickier in one year's time. How does that work?