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I feel so freaking weird. and all emo. puh I'm not emo I'm awesome, what the frick?
Kelsey's random theory's
Girls who are in love with vampires are dumb
Boys who are in love with vampires are hot
There are two kinds of Vampire loven girls. The Fearless ones and the dependent ones.
The fearless girls are stupid becouse there vampire boyfriends try and protect them and they don't care. There so obsessed at this point they only want to be with said hot vamp boyfriend. FAIL GIRLS FAIL! LIFE IS MORE IMPORTANT!
EXAMPLE
stupid girl: Raven Madison
level of stupidity: 7
hot vamp boyfiend: Alexander Sterling
book series: Vampire Kisses
example of stupidity: Alexander tries to protect Raven from bad vamps.
Alexander: stay here while I hop the fence ok Raven? I don't want to see you hurt.
Raven: OK Alexander ^.^ .... I wonder were Alexander is. Maybe I should go find him!
Raven if Alexander wasent around you would be dead.
The dependent girls are stupid becouse honestly? You guys need to get your head out of your boyfreinds butt and try being your own person every once in awhile.
EXAMPLE
stupid girl: Bella Swan
level of stupidity: 9
hot vamp boyfreind: Edward Cullen
book series: Twilight Saga
example of stupidity: (sigh, everything about bella is stupid. this is hard) Bella is being stocked by evil!vamp Victoria. Edward wants to use her as bait.
Edward: you'll be fine love, I promise. *sparkle sparkle*
Bella: melt. . . ya sure Edward. what ever you think is best.
Really? thats a good thing to teach twelve year olds.
Boys who are into vampire chicks? hot!
EXAMPLE
hot guy: Justin Russo
level of hottness: 8
vampire sweetheart: Jueliet. . .something. . .Juliet the Vampire????
TV show: Wizerds of Waverly Place
example of teh hotness: (so. very. meny.)
Juliet: There's no easy way to say this so I'm just going to come out and say it.
Justin: Okay.
Juliet: I think my parents are going to drink Alex's and Harper's blood.
Justin: I love you too. Wait you didn't say what I thought you were going to say
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*oh my gosh I love this one so much it hurts*
Justin: You know what I figured out about myself? I fall in love fast. But you know whats different about this time? When I'm not with her...my...my heart hurts.
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Juliet: So do you want to hear the specials?
Justin: I think I'm looking at it. Wait was I being smooth?
Juliet: You ruined it by talking. But you're still cute.
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Juliet: Here take this.
Justin: But this has someone's phone number on it!
Juliet: Yeah it's that cute girl that works at the Late Nite Bite.
Justin: Oh...I like her.
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Jutin: Wait I know what needs to happen. You need to look into his eyes(talking about a scary mummy)
Juliet: What ?
Justin: it's the only way you'll survive if you look into his eyes you'll become hes servent. he'll take you with him.
Juliet: No! what about you!
Justin: (voice breaking) someone will come get me in the morning
Juliet: No! No! I want spend this last night here with you!
Justin: I want to be with you too. but this is the last chance we got.
AND THEN SHE GETS FREAKING TURNED INTO A MUMMY SLAVE AND HE CRYES AND SWEARS HE WILL SAVE HER IF IT'S THE LAST THING HE DOES! AAAAAAAAAHH! WHY JUSTIN WHY? WHY MUST YOU BE FICTIONAL???????????
I feel weirdly better
Kelsey's random theory's
Girls who are in love with vampires are dumb
Boys who are in love with vampires are hot
There are two kinds of Vampire loven girls. The Fearless ones and the dependent ones.
The fearless girls are stupid becouse there vampire boyfriends try and protect them and they don't care. There so obsessed at this point they only want to be with said hot vamp boyfriend. FAIL GIRLS FAIL! LIFE IS MORE IMPORTANT!
EXAMPLE
stupid girl: Raven Madison
level of stupidity: 7
hot vamp boyfiend: Alexander Sterling
book series: Vampire Kisses
example of stupidity: Alexander tries to protect Raven from bad vamps.
Alexander: stay here while I hop the fence ok Raven? I don't want to see you hurt.
Raven: OK Alexander ^.^ .... I wonder were Alexander is. Maybe I should go find him!
Raven if Alexander wasent around you would be dead.
The dependent girls are stupid becouse honestly? You guys need to get your head out of your boyfreinds butt and try being your own person every once in awhile.
EXAMPLE
stupid girl: Bella Swan
level of stupidity: 9
hot vamp boyfreind: Edward Cullen
book series: Twilight Saga
example of stupidity: (sigh, everything about bella is stupid. this is hard) Bella is being stocked by evil!vamp Victoria. Edward wants to use her as bait.
Edward: you'll be fine love, I promise. *sparkle sparkle*
Bella: melt. . . ya sure Edward. what ever you think is best.
Really? thats a good thing to teach twelve year olds.
Boys who are into vampire chicks? hot!
EXAMPLE
hot guy: Justin Russo
level of hottness: 8
vampire sweetheart: Jueliet. . .something. . .Juliet the Vampire????
TV show: Wizerds of Waverly Place
example of teh hotness: (so. very. meny.)
Juliet: There's no easy way to say this so I'm just going to come out and say it.
Justin: Okay.
Juliet: I think my parents are going to drink Alex's and Harper's blood.
Justin: I love you too. Wait you didn't say what I thought you were going to say
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*oh my gosh I love this one so much it hurts*
Justin: You know what I figured out about myself? I fall in love fast. But you know whats different about this time? When I'm not with her...my...my heart hurts.
************************************************
Juliet: So do you want to hear the specials?
Justin: I think I'm looking at it. Wait was I being smooth?
Juliet: You ruined it by talking. But you're still cute.
***************************************************
Juliet: Here take this.
Justin: But this has someone's phone number on it!
Juliet: Yeah it's that cute girl that works at the Late Nite Bite.
Justin: Oh...I like her.
*********************************************************
Jutin: Wait I know what needs to happen. You need to look into his eyes(talking about a scary mummy)
Juliet: What ?
Justin: it's the only way you'll survive if you look into his eyes you'll become hes servent. he'll take you with him.
Juliet: No! what about you!
Justin: (voice breaking) someone will come get me in the morning
Juliet: No! No! I want spend this last night here with you!
Justin: I want to be with you too. but this is the last chance we got.
AND THEN SHE GETS FREAKING TURNED INTO A MUMMY SLAVE AND HE CRYES AND SWEARS HE WILL SAVE HER IF IT'S THE LAST THING HE DOES! AAAAAAAAAHH! WHY JUSTIN WHY? WHY MUST YOU BE FICTIONAL???????????
I feel weirdly better