Oh my god, holy crap, double-u tee eff.
I'm twenty-six years old. WTF.
... How did this happen?
And for the smartasses out there attempting explanation through any variant of the following words: 'well, you see, a long time ago in a land far away, your parents xxxxxxx and nine months later, tada! You.' I'm onto you!
So ... yeah. 26. What the fuck? Where are my twenties going? Has anyone seen? They seem to be disappearing more rapidly than I ever expected. Don't get me wrong; I'm all about being alive here on this spinning ball. But goddamn, four from thirty?
... How did this happen?
And for the smartasses out there attempting explanation through any variant of the following words: 'well, you see, a long time ago in a land far away, your parents xxxxxxx and nine months later, tada! You.' I'm onto you!
So ... yeah. 26. What the fuck? Where are my twenties going? Has anyone seen? They seem to be disappearing more rapidly than I ever expected. Don't get me wrong; I'm all about being alive here on this spinning ball. But goddamn, four from thirty?