Still Harry's Fault If You Ask Me.
I didn't do it!
Okay, maybe I did.
So. I was mad and going to hex Corner. And I found Corner at the Lake. And I kicked Corner in the stomach, and shoved him into the lake. And he came out of the lake looking like a seaweed monster and I accidentally turned him into a girl--boobs and all--and set his hair on fire. And then, I Obliviated him--he has no idea who he is. Or she, whatever. I told him his name was Michelle.
I'm such a horrible Head Girl
But it was fun, so I have no regrets, really.