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hermione_liz

It's All Harry's Fault!

Jul 27, 2006 18:03

He gave me the idea. Not my fault that I thought it was a good one. So, all I need is a Slytherin to help me drown Michael Corner in the lake! Or, maybe I could get Seamus to come with me. We all know he'd help ( Read more... )

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hjames_potter July 27 2006, 22:08:44 UTC

Oh fuck.

You know what, I'd say "Go ahead and do it", but then I remembered that you wouldn't lose points if you drowned him, you would go to Azkaban!! *clings to you* ...Just put another hex on him, hm? With that I could help you. :P

hermione_liz July 27 2006, 22:11:37 UTC

Damn.

Oh well, I suppose I'll hex him. Anything in mind, Harry?

hjames_potter July 27 2006, 22:43:56 UTC

I'd suggest a conjuntivictus charm... or a furnunculus! XP

hermione_liz July 27 2006, 22:45:50 UTC

Harry, did you even find out what I did to him the first time? Then you'll realise I need to show that up.

hjames_potter July 27 2006, 23:01:13 UTC

Oh. Right. I forgot about that. I'll make sure to ask Draco about the nastier charms he knows.

hermione_liz July 27 2006, 23:03:28 UTC

Ah, forget it. I'll just go hex him with whatever comes to mind. You could still ask Draco about it. *snicker*

themalfoyprince July 27 2006, 23:10:19 UTC

I'd slap you, but I'm afraid what ever disease you have Granger, would rub off on me.

Corner slapped me on the ass today and called me his bitch. He will die with or without your help. I owe you however for the other night when you left Potter in my mercy so I'm offering you the chance to team up and help me kill him slowly. You can bring the Weasellette as well. The more the merrier really.

hermione_liz July 27 2006, 23:12:02 UTC

Why slap me? Harry's still here.

He's been stalking a friend of mine and following him into the lavatory, so he'll be happy if I get him. Gladly, Malfoy. I know you'll do your worst. This should be very...interesting.

themalfoyprince July 27 2006, 23:16:11 UTC

Oh I'll happily slap Harry in my free time. Don't you worry.

And as for Corner, oh it will be interesting. If you're quezzy around blood, I suggest you don't watch...

hermione_liz July 27 2006, 23:17:23 UTC

I'm not worried.

And I watched a hippogriff die when I was thirteen. Don't think so.

themalfoyprince July 27 2006, 23:23:05 UTC

Did you really? Ever see anyone’s entire body flip inside out so that their intestines were visible?

hermione_liz July 27 2006, 23:24:03 UTC

My parents were doctors before they were dentists.

themalfoyprince July 27 2006, 23:27:04 UTC

Really? Wasn't aware the Doctor's children partook in dissecting their parent's patients.

hermione_liz July 27 2006, 23:29:09 UTC

I was five and not in school yet, so I couldn't stay home alone.

themalfoyprince July 27 2006, 23:34:27 UTC

Really? Ineresting. Did you ever touch it?

hermione_liz July 27 2006, 23:35:44 UTC

That would be when I was seven. It was bring your child to work day and they got to help. I held a heart for five minutes.

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