CANT THINK OF A TITLE
Today nothing really happened, except all the girls were hyped up about cheerleading, and stevie koehle a.k.a. German Bonanza, came over to my house to do homework and make a whole mess of movies on my camcorder, which we did. If you want to watch them, just tell me, you probably wont think they're funny, because your not in them. Well, i have nothing more to put in this post, so im gonna find all my pick up lines in the back of my brain and type them... or i could copy and paste from my website. yeah that sounds better.
Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a taxi home
I can't help noticing you noticing me
Would you like to come sit on my lap and see what comes up
I am no Fred Flintstone but I can still make your bedrock!
Hi! You must be very tired, cos you've been running through my mind all night
Can I have a picture of you? Only I want Santa to know exactly what to get me for Christmas.
Can i borrow your library card, cos i wanna check you out!
Hi there- I'm a sex bomb, please defuse me!
Your like a parking ticket! You've got FINE written all over you!
Bring your crash helmet love, you're going through the head-board tonight
If i owned the alphabet i'd put I and U together!
Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
You: Hi, do you swim? Her: Yes You: Whats your favourite stroke, mines the breast stroke (with actions)
Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
Do you sleep on your stomach? [any answer] Can I?
Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew
Is your father a thief ? No, he must be, he stole the sparkle from the stars and put them in your eyes !
Have you ever kissed a elephant between the ears? (Pull your pockets inside out....) Would you like to?
Hey Baby! I'd like to use your thighs as earmuffs.
I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
Excuse me, do you have a plaster? I cut my knee when i fell for you
Did it hurt...when you fell from heaven?
Well, thats all of them. l8er, till tommorow.
P.S. if anyone gets hurt using these, please dont sue me.
Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a taxi home
I can't help noticing you noticing me
Would you like to come sit on my lap and see what comes up
I am no Fred Flintstone but I can still make your bedrock!
Hi! You must be very tired, cos you've been running through my mind all night
Can I have a picture of you? Only I want Santa to know exactly what to get me for Christmas.
Can i borrow your library card, cos i wanna check you out!
Hi there- I'm a sex bomb, please defuse me!
Your like a parking ticket! You've got FINE written all over you!
Bring your crash helmet love, you're going through the head-board tonight
If i owned the alphabet i'd put I and U together!
Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
You: Hi, do you swim? Her: Yes You: Whats your favourite stroke, mines the breast stroke (with actions)
Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
Do you sleep on your stomach? [any answer] Can I?
Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew
Is your father a thief ? No, he must be, he stole the sparkle from the stars and put them in your eyes !
Have you ever kissed a elephant between the ears? (Pull your pockets inside out....) Would you like to?
Hey Baby! I'd like to use your thighs as earmuffs.
I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
Excuse me, do you have a plaster? I cut my knee when i fell for you
Did it hurt...when you fell from heaven?
Well, thats all of them. l8er, till tommorow.
P.S. if anyone gets hurt using these, please dont sue me.