I have the hiccups and it's annoying the crap out of me. At least Ben isn't here to make fun of me, because that would only make it worse. He'll imitate me speaking and hiccuping and it makes me laugh and therefore hiccup even more. It's amusing and frustrating at the same time.
Mom and I went back to the city today to see this skincare lady and also to see "Urinetown." I got all this expensive crap for a detox kind of thing when I get back to school. Should be a challenge, but probably worth it in the end.
"Urinetown" was pretty good, though I wish Hunter Foster had still been there. We saw it with Luther Creek, who I think we saw as Roger at some point in RENT. He was okay, but Hunter Foster is much cuter. But Amy Spangler was in it, which made me happy because she's awesome. And there were other actors I knew also, like James Barbour who was the original Rochester in "Jane Eyre," and Ken Jennings who was the original Tobias in "Sweeny Todd." They both have very distinct voices, so I recognized them right away. It was pretty cool. I enjoyed the show a lot, though it's pretty weird.
"What do you do with a BA in English?"
"Is there anybody here it doesn't suck to be?
It sucks to be me!"
"Everyone's a little bit racist today.
So everyone's a little bit racist, okay!
Ethnic joke might be uncouth,
But you laugh because they're based on truth.
Don't take them as personal attacks.
Everyone enjoys them,
So relax!"
"The internet is really, really great.
(for porn)
I got a fast connection so I don't have to wait.
(for porn)
There's always some new site.
(for porn)
I browse all day and night.
(for porn)
It's like I'm surfing at the speed of light.
(for porn!)
The internet is for porn.
The internet is for porn.
Why you think the net was born?
Porn! Porn! Porn!"
"You never know 'til you reach the top,
If it was worth the uphill climb."
"You gotta go after the things you want,
While you're still in your prime."
"The more you love someone,
The more you want to kill 'em."
"In volatile market, only stable investment is porn!"
Like I said, the show is extremely amusing, but only if you're not super-sensitive. Hehe. I can see some people getting really offended at the show, but then again it's their own fault for buying the tickets. Muahaha!