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[herheavenlydays]

[Christmas time. Even if she's stuck in some parallel dimension or kidnapped by time-and-space ninjas and forced to live in the 1950's (she's not sure what to believe), it can be safely said that Bree is a little used to Mayfield by now, and having some Christmas cheer? Why, that just makes it all better. It's also about time that she did something

Comments

[weaponsparked]

You can't. I've heard that, for some unknown reason, this town prefers to keep the weaponry away from anyone female.

[herheavenlydays]

You don't suppose they'll buy "I'm here to buy a gun for my husband", do you?

[weaponsparked]

Probably not. They'd probably laugh and tell you to send him in instead.

[herheavenlydays]

As if I'm going to take that oaf with me to buy a gun! I don't even know if he knows what one is. He's a viking of some sort, apparently.

[weaponsparked]

It's either that, or find some other male to do it for you.

[Pause.]

... what's... a viking?

[herheavenlydays]

They're...kind of like pirates, but from Denmark, back in the days of exploration.

[Wheels are turning.]

And where would I find such a generous, well-mannered, willing man to help me with that sort of thing?

[weaponsparked]

... I should probably mention I'm not from your planet, before I ask for another explanation.

I'd ask around. But make certain the individual wasn't working for the town, or a drone.