[email/gift] to Kai and the new loser working for him

[hergelaufene]

[inside a small package left on Kai's bed, said Dane will find two of these. One is for Kai and the other is smaller. The note attached to the smaller hat reads: In case we ever get a tiny goat. Now he can be swag with his hat. Alles Gute zum Geburtstag.]
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To: Henrich 'Otto'
From: His Awesomeness, Gilbert Beilschmidt

Dear You,

You are hired. Show up soon with a camera and we'll see what you've got.

-Me