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Here is the article on Dokdo:
Many foregners know about chocolate peoples in Africa, Atlantis city but do not know about Dokdo so people laugh at the foregn peoples because they are ignorent.
The foregn peoples want to go to Dokdo, but God says 'you must bring me gimchi or you go to hell (japan)'.
Dokdo is most beautiful country in the world. It is peaceful country. We have I-Pone, so foreign peoples like Dokdo. Do not own Dokdo because Dokdo is Korean. Japan people like Dokdo but Dokdo is beautiful so Dokdo is Korean. Now, I have angry. Do not cry about me.
Here are the true ones:
- Nobody live on Dokdo because Dokdo is too peaceful.
- Dokdo is made of rock and has many rock. Rock is not noisy, so foregn peoples should know about rock. There is no rock on mp3, for example. Please do not have stupid.
- Dokdo is number one for everything, history, culture, living, for example.
- Do not destroy Dokdo, for example
Christopher Columbus think he discovered Dokdo, but Korea discovered it. So, Christopher Columbus killed Christopher Columbus by making suicide under the bus (the bus name was Colum).
- When Jesus die, he go to Dokdo.
- All great people love Dokdo. Albert Einstin, Hitler, Helen Keller, Barack Obama live on Dokdo.
You don't believe me? Then, why is Korea number 1 country? Now you know the true ones so don't make error about it.