[SMAPfic] Dirty

May 05, 2011 00:25

→ I swear the title is not a blatant one-word summary sorry?

Dirty

2top; pg13; 615 words | Showers are his best friends. )

not on crack i'm on smap, ❤ 2top, writing, this is fanfiction

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hereticpop May 5 2011, 13:09:07 UTC
I was never even going to write it in the first place, but 2top always have their way with us however they please, don't they I wish.

and you don't even need to tell me, I KNOW. MOAR 2TOP FIC NOW PLEASE. [it just always comes back to this.]

Do you sleep in 2TOP's rooms?
don't be fueling my imagination. actually, I live in Nakai's closet and fap to him and Kimu sexing every other night. I get off the hardest when Nakai tops. he tops in that shower, btw, this much I can tell you. ...actually, in the first version, Kimu's "Let's fuck" was "Fuck me", but I thought maybe the wanton-whore-ness levels were too high for him early in the morning. "Let's fuck" is much more Kimu-like anyway. 8D

I don't really think I am getting into that shower, but if you feel like it, douzo. [I think you do absolutely amazing when it comes to 2top bathroom sex]. XD

but I kind of think this is all not as good as you make it seem [as in, I can't see it as good somehow], but thank you so much, because your comments should be packed in neat tiny boxes [I have a thing for neat tiny boxes] and prescribed against depression. [I figured out, these days I am writing fic like a blind man painting pictures: I can do it, but I can't really see if it makes any sense or not; this makes your quoting really helpful]

That's really all I was gonna' write in the first place but then I realized ILU thus meaning you deserve more than that even if none of this is coherent or relevant to the sentence before it it's the thought that counts.
I squeaked like a first-rate monkey irl. honestly. <333x3

OH SWEET DEPRAVITY. but I just need to say, regarding hairpulling, I don't even know where it came from. and it's weird. as much as Kimu's current hairstyle turns me on SO MUCH recently, apparently my Nakai has to have a long-haired Kimu for the hairpulling purposes. it helps that half of the time, when I picture 2top together, they're in their twenties, so - long hair, yes. in their thirties they're busy chasing after Goro. [& Poodle-chan makes it into a completely unrelated comment yet again D:]

then I am never stopping and you're gonna keep breathing forever [sorry if you had other plans]. :P
♥ ♥ ♥

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ALDKSHFLDHGFKSDLFKL NO SRSLY ALKDHAFGSDKNFKSDFKSD; dictionarysays May 5 2011, 18:47:32 UTC


what i love about this is that it works in two ways: one being, who the fuck in their right mind surprises me with 20 icons for a year? and the other being, WHO THE FUCK THINKS THIS FIC ISN'T GOOD? i didn't embellish anything

FROM HERE ON OUT THE REST OF THIS OMGGGGGG DISGUISED AS A REPLY IS GONNA' BE IN CAPS. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO LIVE WITH THAT. THIS MORNING I WAS SO CONFUSED. THERE I WAS, BEING ALL, DUMBDEDUMB AND WANTING TO SWITCH SOME ICONS OUT AND SUDDENLY LJ WAS TELLING ME I HAD 15 OUT OF 20 USED AND I WAS ALL, AHAHAH, I &hearts GLITCH! THINKING I HAD BROKE THE SYSTEM.

AND THEN I CHECK MY E-MAIL BUT ALL I CAN SEE IS THIS:



WHICH RESULTED IN ME SQUEALING LIKE A JAPANESE FANGIRL AND MY MOM RUSHING INTO THE OFFICE AND SAYING IT'S THOSE ASIANS AGAIN, ISN'T IT? IN WHICH I HAD TO FAKE BEING NORMAL AND TELL HER ALL "CALM-LIKE" THAT SHE WAS CLOSE AND IT WAS ACTUALLY AN AWESOME GIFT FROM AN EVEN AWESOMER PERSON IN WHICH SHE REPLIED BUT IT HAS DO WITH THOSE ASIANS, RITE? AND OBVIOUSLY SHE WAS RIGHT.

BY THE BY, YOU HAVE TO TAKE COMPLETE RESPONSIBILITY FOR THE FACT THAT I DANCED FOR SEVERAL MINUTES OFF MY CHAIR AND BLASTED SPICE GIRLS' STOP WHILE DOING SO.

BUT HOLY SHIT. HOLYHOLY SHIT. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS? THIS MEANS I HAVE TO PRAISE YOU EVEN MORE THAN GENERAL FOR THE REST OF MY DAYS BUT FOR AT LEAST A YEAR. THAT MEANS YOU HAVE TO EXPECT MORE &hearts&hearts&hearts THAN USUAL AND MORE CAPSLOCK FROM ME AND GROVELLING AT YOUR FEET AND SHAKING AND CRYING AND IDEK WHAT I'M SAYING HERE.

I'M SO INCOHERENT IDK HOW TO BE INCOHERENT.

WILL TELLING YOU I LOVE YOU MORE THAN SMAP AND SLASH AND LIFE ITSELF BE ENOUGH FOR NOW? BECAUSE I'D GO ON, I REALLY WOULD, BUT I'M SUPPOSED TO PICK MY BROTHER UP FROM SCHOOL IN A FEW YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, THERE GOES RL LIFE AGAIN, THWARTING MY PLANS DD8.

;AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA;
WHY DO YOU MAKE MY HEART FEEL SO BIG?? &hearts&hearts&hearts&hearts&hearts

JUST. THANK YOU SO MUCH. SRSLY. SRSLY. FROM THE DEPTHS OF MY HEART AND LOWER. BECAUSE IDK HOW ELSE TO THANK YOU AND PAY YOU BACK AND UGH. YOU ARE ONE OF THE PPL ON LJ I SHALL NEVER PART WITH BECAUSE WHEN RL GETS ANNOYING AND THE INTERNET GETS BORING, I'VE GOT YOU TO TURN TO.

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XDDD hereticpop May 5 2011, 21:18:13 UTC
omg, it's flashing, where's the music, we're gonna party.

srsly, don't mention it. and just stop. and just, srsly.



[because when words fail, a Shintaku love display is the solution]

PS.
BY THE BY, YOU HAVE TO TAKE COMPLETE RESPONSIBILITY FOR THE FACT THAT I DANCED FOR SEVERAL MINUTES OFF MY CHAIR AND BLASTED SPICE GIRLS' STOP WHILE DOING SO.
TAKE RESPONSIBILITY? I'LL PUT IT INTO MY CV.

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