The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster- Open Letter to the Kansas City School Board:
http://www.venganza.org/ That made my day.
And another piece of hilarity:
http://www.crooksandliars.com/2005/09/10.html#a4892 "On your watch, we've lost: almost all of our allies; the surplus; four airliners; two trade centers; a piece of the Pentagon; and the city of New Orleans. May be you're just not lucky."
"So yes, [Bush] God does speak to you. And what he's saying is... take a hint."