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[herestothebard]

Say what you will about murder, but it does provide any number of opportunities to make an ample profit. Anyone else feeling particularly unsafe is welcome to hire the services of my rather specialized mercenaries. Depending on the case I may even be willing to provide a group discount

Comments

[noblesinner]

Somehow I've got a bad feeling about this..

Are you talking about me?

[herestothebard]

Ah yes, there you are. Have a seat my good lad. How are you feeling?

Be afraid, Chrono. Be VERY afraid.

[noblesinner]

Now I really have a bad feeling about this.

Better, thanks.

Re: Be afraid, Chrono. Be VERY afraid.

[herestothebard]

Excellent, excellent. Now then, let's discuss fees.

It's a shame I can't even call this the lowest the Bard's ever sunk.

[noblesinner]

Excuse me?

[herestothebard]

For saving your life. Such a thing doesn't come cheaply, my boy.

He obviously doesn't know Bard.

[noblesinner]

What?! You're charging me for saving my life?! I thought that was something that someone did out of the goodness of their heart!

Re: He obviously doesn't know Bard.

[herestothebard]

That's a quaint little fantasy, but unfortunately the real world doesn't work that way.

[noblesinner]

You... you've got to be kidding me. I just got here! How do you expect me to pay you back?!

[herestothebard]

Oh, don't worry. If you don't have the money, I accept other kinds of payment as well.

[noblesinner]

...Somehow, I don't think I want to know what that involves...

[herestothebard]

Well, if you do have the money, we can just settle the account now and be done with it.

[noblesinner]

I told you already, I don't have any money!

[herestothebard]

Then we'll have to work out another means of payment now won't we?

[noblesinner]

[Facepalm.]

Can't we just let this one slide? Just this once?

[herestothebard]

I don't think so. Fair is fair and business is business.