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[herestothebard]

Whatever son of a Trow saw fit to stick me to this cow-faced broad is going to find their internal organs painfully rearranged when I find them.

*ow, damn it, hands off the goods! Drop that knife before you lose that hand!*

And so the Bard found himself in quite the predicament. Stuck to a woman he, for once, wanted nothing to do with.

Truly the

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[unnatural_20s]

Would you be terribly offended if I found this hilarious?

[herestothebard]

Would you be terribly offended if I carved your guts out where you stand?

[unnatural_20s]

I'll take that as a yes!

[herestothebard]

I'll also take that as a yes.

*Maneuvers around Heather so he can play his lute, possibly with some gropage in the process. Summons the rogue*

*Rogue teleports behind Red Mage and stabs him in the kidneys.*

[unnatural_20s]

Totally worth it.