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[herestothebard]

Oh come ON! Mistletoe, people, work with me! It should be illegal to slap a man under those circumstances. And my hand wasn't even THAT far down the bodice

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[deadly_lance]

Sir, I'd advise you to stop doing such things. Otherwise, you might... get hurt. *turns her fingers into blades*

[herestothebard]

Your finger blades make a compelling point.

[deadly_lance]

I'm glad you've noticed that before doing something you might regret~

[herestothebard]

Hmmm? I'm sorry, did you say something? I was too busy admiring your enormously firm breasts.

Clearly the Bard lacks the proper self-preservation skills to exist in this world. This is probably the best news I've heard all day.

[deadly_lance]

Why, it certainly is nice of you~ I would, however, prefer you'd said that in a different manner... You do understand what I mean, don't you~?

*blades on your neck*

[herestothebard]

You'll find I'm a man who likes to do things his own way, but you'll also find I'm a man who knows when to cut his losses.

*flees!*