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[herestothebard]

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Oh dear god.

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!!!

NO FUCKING WAY!

((The Bard perceives everybody as an incredibly large, hairy, and burly Viking Woman who wants to marry him and will break him if he doesn't agree. Thus, he will be fleeing in terror from everyone.))

Comments

[mokomanjuu]

What's wrong, Mister?

[herestothebard]

OH GOD! I WON'T MARRY YOU! SHAVE YOUR BEARD!

*flee*

[mokomanjuu]

...Mokona has a beard...?