Two | Second - Has Nothing to Do With This

[heresthebasics]

[Backdated to a few minutes before the end of this. ]

[Here's Isshin standing by the corner of a corridor somewhere near the holo-suite. He's staring very anxiously at the sphere. It hovers in front of him and as it approaches him, he stumbles a few steps back.]Get away youse evil destructive thing, yeah. I don't wanna have you any where near my

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[celestial_okami]

[And she thought he was weird before this.]

[heresthebasics]

Oh damn, a wolf! Get away from me! I know what youse animals do to people like me!

[celestial_okami]

[What on earth is he going on about?]

[heresthebasics]

Oh, you're just inside this thing, yeah. Yo, Wolf, how do you know how to use the screen?

[celestial_okami]

[She cocks her head, then shifts forms, a cloud of red question marks hovering over her head.]

Didn't you already ask me that once, Isshin?

[heresthebasics]

[A picture of a question mark appears in a thought bubble. not!Isshin looks up and is startled by this cloud and attempts to puff it out with his hands. When it continually reforms another question mark is added. He gives up and looks back to the Sphere.]

Y-You can talk? Wait, uh, I mean hey! 'Course I know you talking wolf girl. Wo... Gi... Am...What's yur name again?

[celestial_okami]

Amaterasu. [Tailwags.] What are you doing in Isshin's body? You don't sound like him at all. You're not possessing him, are you?

[heresthebasics]

O-Oh, come on. I'm yur ol'pal Isshin. Yeah! Possess'n? What are youse talking about?

[celestial_okami]

I mean your spirit feels different. Where did Isshin go?

Besides, Isshin would be much more annoying by now.

[heresthebasics]

Annoyin'? I can be annoyin'. I think yur hair is dumb n' stuff. And your nose is fat. See, I'm plenty annoying.

...Ah! Who am I kidding. I ain't never been Isshin. That bastard left me in his body while he went off to do some sparing in his Shinigami outfit.

[celestial_okami]

[Ammy snorts a little at the bad attempts at insults, but that last part makes her ears perk.]

Ehhhh? Shinigami? Really?

[heresthebasics]

Yeah! He's a Shinigami. He needed me to go in his meat suit so his spirit would be bumped out and then I'd take his place and pretend to be him n'stuff.

Too bad he didn't tell me anything 'bout the place. What do youse wolves know about Shinigamis anyways?

[celestial_okami]

Well I've certainly never heard of a human being a shinigami before, that's for certain.

[heresthebasics]

Human? [He laughs. and thought bubble of stick man with cross through it replaces the question mark.] Isshin ain't human. Yeah! By his smell, he's been dead for ages!

[He reveals his entire arm and pulls at its skin] This isn't even human flesh! Yeah! The guy probably bought it at some place.

[celestial_okami]

Eeeeeeeh? Really? [Color her shocked. That's a heck of a trick.] How does that even work!

[heresthebasics]

I dunno. You're asking the wrong person if you wanna know that. The shinigami make 'em and sell 'em to whoevers wants them.