Crusoe: The Drinking Game (v 1.1)
Sip:
- Emo Crusoe poses for album cover
- Soft-focus flashback with rose petals
- Pensive look from Crusoe following flashback
Drink once:
- Crusoe wears a new shirt
- Crusoe pulls a MacGyver
- Attractive man runs through foliage
- Something catches on fire and/or blows up
- Flashback with Sam Neill looking sinister
- Friday is smarter than Crusoe
- Dog is smarter than Crusoe
- Crusoe gets soaked with water
- Friday gets soaked with water
- Show attempts to establish that Crusoe is HETEROSEXUAL! No, really!! We mean it!!!
- Obvious visual, aural, or plot homage to Pirates of the Caribbean movies
Drink twice:
- Attractive man runs on beach
- Blue-tinted flashback with cannibals
- Friday makes fun of Crusoe
- Friday clasps Crusoe on shoulder in manly fashion
- Friday knows more languages than Crusoe
- Pensive look from Friday following flashback
- Show attempts to establish that Friday is HETEROSEXUAL
- Crusoe and Friday pull a tag-team MacGyver
- Crusoe and Friday both get soaked with water at the same time
- Obvious visual, aural, or plot homage to Indiana Jones movies
Drink three times:
- Friday has larger English vocabulary than Crusoe
- Queer subtext emerges despite HETEROSEXUALITY of Crusoe and Friday
- Sean Bean is wasted, wasted, wasted on this show
Drink three times with a chaser of WTF?:
- Obvious visual homage to Lord of the Rings movies
Chug:
- Show gives any indication that anyone involved read beyond title of actual novel by Daniel Defoe
Of course, truepenny and I have only watched the first two and a half three episodes, so who knows what else we'll come up with the show will hand us on a silver plate.
(Edited at 5:40 pm because man, the jokes just keep on comin'.)
- Emo Crusoe poses for album cover
- Soft-focus flashback with rose petals
- Pensive look from Crusoe following flashback
Drink once:
- Crusoe wears a new shirt
- Crusoe pulls a MacGyver
- Attractive man runs through foliage
- Something catches on fire and/or blows up
- Flashback with Sam Neill looking sinister
- Friday is smarter than Crusoe
- Dog is smarter than Crusoe
- Crusoe gets soaked with water
- Friday gets soaked with water
- Show attempts to establish that Crusoe is HETEROSEXUAL! No, really!! We mean it!!!
- Obvious visual, aural, or plot homage to Pirates of the Caribbean movies
Drink twice:
- Attractive man runs on beach
- Blue-tinted flashback with cannibals
- Friday makes fun of Crusoe
- Friday clasps Crusoe on shoulder in manly fashion
- Friday knows more languages than Crusoe
- Pensive look from Friday following flashback
- Show attempts to establish that Friday is HETEROSEXUAL
- Crusoe and Friday pull a tag-team MacGyver
- Crusoe and Friday both get soaked with water at the same time
- Obvious visual, aural, or plot homage to Indiana Jones movies
Drink three times:
- Friday has larger English vocabulary than Crusoe
- Queer subtext emerges despite HETEROSEXUALITY of Crusoe and Friday
- Sean Bean is wasted, wasted, wasted on this show
Drink three times with a chaser of WTF?:
- Obvious visual homage to Lord of the Rings movies
Chug:
- Show gives any indication that anyone involved read beyond title of actual novel by Daniel Defoe
Of course, truepenny and I have only watched the first two and a half three episodes, so who knows what else we'll come up with the show will hand us on a silver plate.
(Edited at 5:40 pm because man, the jokes just keep on comin'.)