Can't stop giggling......

Jul 25, 2010 22:32

So the guy I lost my virginity to is currently having sex with his brand new wife maybe fifty feet away from me.  Talk about awkward.  LOL!

I am incredibly amused at the absurdity of it all.  Dated shaun twice; broke up with him the day I turned nineteen and he had come over to ask me to marry him.  Sounds kinda heartless, but trust me it was better then than later.  He stalked me for about a year give or take.  Used to leave things on front porch so I'd know he'd been there late at night.  Would sit and stare at my house or place of work.  Went off the deep end.  Started drinking he claims, doubt he became an alcoholic but it did become a crutch for him.  He gave it up and found jesus.  Moved away to Athens, OH.  He tried to contact me about once a year to apologize for his behavior.    Decent of him, but he really had gone crazy, I figured no contact was best.  Then a year and a half ago, I matured a little and decided to cut him slack and I wrote him a niftly little letter, saying I'm sure he's changed, etc.  That was the only contact we've had in five years.

So his father comes into the hotel tonight and I'm thinking oh lord this could be awkward but he doesn't recognize because it has been a number of years.  Then he tells me he'd like to book a room for his son who just got married to day!  Oh my effing god.  I don't even understand how he ended up in centerville.  He lives in athens (I thought), grew up in fairborn, why?  I tell his dad that we used to date, in hopes he would go with a different hotel but he just laughs and says oh yeah he remembers me.  Yay for him.  So he books the room.

Shaun shows up later, glowers at me like it's my fault, said this is weird then takes his bride around back to avoid me.  Fair enough.  Hell I wouldn't tell her that I was working there either.  Way to ruin a wedding night, but I'm pretty sure I ruined his either way.  I can't stop laughing.  What are the odds of us seeing each other again for the first time on his wedding day?!  LOL!  I think I'm living in a sitcom.  Poor shaun!  LOLOLOL!
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