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Per your request, Forrest, I present: an IM "conversation" from last night. Er, Saturday night.
Teh Spectre (1:19:44 AM): out? where?
Auto response from hereisanywhere (1:19:44 AM): out!
Teh Spectre (1:19:50 AM): probably getting drunk
Teh Spectre (1:19:57 AM): and various other unsavory practices
Teh Spectre (1:20:07 AM): making lewd gestures at women and children
Teh Spectre (1:20:20 AM): partaking in illegal substances
Teh Spectre (1:20:32 AM): reading communist propaganda
Teh Spectre (1:20:44 AM): consorting with loose women
Teh Spectre (1:21:06 AM): taking up two parking spaces
Teh Spectre (1:21:40 AM): throwing water balloons at the elderly
Teh Spectre (1:22:17 AM): making of yourself a general nuisance
Teh Spectre (1:22:35 AM): speaking in crass phrases
Teh Spectre (1:23:12 AM): driving on the left side
Teh Spectre (1:23:55 AM): bowling without shoes
Teh Spectre (1:24:21 AM): operating heavy machinery without license
Teh Spectre (1:37:23 AM): causing a ruckus
Auto response from hereisanywhere (1:37:23 AM): out!
Teh Spectre (1:38:49 AM): saying things like so's your old man
Teh Spectre (2:02:51 AM): wearing mirrors on your shoes
Auto response from hereisanywhere (2:02:51 AM): out!
Teh Spectre (2:02:56 AM): so you can look up skirts
Teh Spectre (2:02:59 AM): playing with fire
Teh Spectre (2:04:06 AM): eating candy to spoil your dinner
Teh Spectre (2:05:17 AM): tipping cows
Teh Spectre (2:05:42 AM): making babies cry
Teh Spectre (2:05:48 AM): making ladies sigh
Teh Spectre (2:05:58 AM): making babies with ladies
Teh Spectre (2:08:33 AM): organizing rumbles
Teh Spectre (2:10:21 AM): rumbling organizers
Teh Spectre (2:10:32 AM): flogging baby seals
Teh Spectre (2:10:54 AM): listening to the devil's music
Teh Spectre (2:11:09 AM): cursing in mixed company
Teh Spectre (2:14:20 AM): rafting without a life jacket
Teh Spectre (2:19:33 AM): driving without seat belts
Auto response from hereisanywhere (2:19:33 AM): out!
Teh Spectre (2:46:09 AM): singing the wrong lyrics to songs
Auto response from hereisanywhere (2:46:09 AM): out!
Teh Spectre (3:11:14 AM): kissing and telling
Auto response from hereisanywhere (3:11:14 AM): out!
Teh Spectre (3:14:56 AM): fucker.
Teh Spectre signed off at 3:15:09 AM.
-brett out
Teh Spectre (1:19:44 AM): out? where?
Auto response from hereisanywhere (1:19:44 AM): out!
Teh Spectre (1:19:50 AM): probably getting drunk
Teh Spectre (1:19:57 AM): and various other unsavory practices
Teh Spectre (1:20:07 AM): making lewd gestures at women and children
Teh Spectre (1:20:20 AM): partaking in illegal substances
Teh Spectre (1:20:32 AM): reading communist propaganda
Teh Spectre (1:20:44 AM): consorting with loose women
Teh Spectre (1:21:06 AM): taking up two parking spaces
Teh Spectre (1:21:40 AM): throwing water balloons at the elderly
Teh Spectre (1:22:17 AM): making of yourself a general nuisance
Teh Spectre (1:22:35 AM): speaking in crass phrases
Teh Spectre (1:23:12 AM): driving on the left side
Teh Spectre (1:23:55 AM): bowling without shoes
Teh Spectre (1:24:21 AM): operating heavy machinery without license
Teh Spectre (1:37:23 AM): causing a ruckus
Auto response from hereisanywhere (1:37:23 AM): out!
Teh Spectre (1:38:49 AM): saying things like so's your old man
Teh Spectre (2:02:51 AM): wearing mirrors on your shoes
Auto response from hereisanywhere (2:02:51 AM): out!
Teh Spectre (2:02:56 AM): so you can look up skirts
Teh Spectre (2:02:59 AM): playing with fire
Teh Spectre (2:04:06 AM): eating candy to spoil your dinner
Teh Spectre (2:05:17 AM): tipping cows
Teh Spectre (2:05:42 AM): making babies cry
Teh Spectre (2:05:48 AM): making ladies sigh
Teh Spectre (2:05:58 AM): making babies with ladies
Teh Spectre (2:08:33 AM): organizing rumbles
Teh Spectre (2:10:21 AM): rumbling organizers
Teh Spectre (2:10:32 AM): flogging baby seals
Teh Spectre (2:10:54 AM): listening to the devil's music
Teh Spectre (2:11:09 AM): cursing in mixed company
Teh Spectre (2:14:20 AM): rafting without a life jacket
Teh Spectre (2:19:33 AM): driving without seat belts
Auto response from hereisanywhere (2:19:33 AM): out!
Teh Spectre (2:46:09 AM): singing the wrong lyrics to songs
Auto response from hereisanywhere (2:46:09 AM): out!
Teh Spectre (3:11:14 AM): kissing and telling
Auto response from hereisanywhere (3:11:14 AM): out!
Teh Spectre (3:14:56 AM): fucker.
Teh Spectre signed off at 3:15:09 AM.
-brett out