this is fun!
This is cute.........definitely makes you laugh! I like my new name!
Please take the time to do this!
This only takes a minute. Please don't be a bore and ruin it. Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some
silliness to
break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful
days
than not.
Here is your dose of humor ... Follow the instructions to find your
new
name. And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far and wide as Dorky
Gizzardsniffer.
The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain
Underpants An! d
the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave
Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to asume new names...
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first
name:
a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy
Use the second letter of your middle name to determine the first half
of
your new last name:
a = dippin
b = feather
c = giggle
d = burger
&! nbsp; e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle
Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of
your
new last name:
a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x! = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice
George Bush's new name is Fluffy Chucklefanny!
Now when you SEND THIS ON .. use your new name as the subject. And
remember
that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an
average of
4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day.
Please take the time to do this!
This only takes a minute. Please don't be a bore and ruin it. Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some
silliness to
break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful
days
than not.
Here is your dose of humor ... Follow the instructions to find your
new
name. And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far and wide as Dorky
Gizzardsniffer.
The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain
Underpants An! d
the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave
Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to asume new names...
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first
name:
a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy
Use the second letter of your middle name to determine the first half
of
your new last name:
a = dippin
b = feather
c = giggle
d = burger
&! nbsp; e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle
Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of
your
new last name:
a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x! = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice
George Bush's new name is Fluffy Chucklefanny!
Now when you SEND THIS ON .. use your new name as the subject. And
remember
that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an
average of
4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day.