--1 [voice]

[heregoesnomercy]

Test 1, 2, I know this thing has a mic... Okay, all right, here we go. *clears throat*

People of--what’s this place called, again?--Econtra! I don’t know how you people are with the whole 'evil villain' thing around here, but with this many people, there are bound to be a couple. But, anyway, BEHOLD the NEW face of evil! ...Um, I mean, mine.

Comments

[consideritmine]

Dr. Horrible? That's almost as bad as Eggman.

[heregoesnomercy]

Uh, no, it isn't? What kind of name is Eggman? That doesn't sound in the least bit threatening. It just sounds like he's going to make you an omelette.

[consideritmine]

And what sort of creative things does a man with the name 'Dr. Horrible' going to do?

[heregoesnomercy]

Oh, you know, make weapons, rob banks, cause general mayhem and terror in the streets of LA. Usual villain stuff.

[consideritmine]

Sounds boring, really. Unless you make some unique types of weapons...

[heregoesnomercy]

Um, duh, I'm not just going to go build me an AK-47 or something so mundane as that. Freeze rays, stun rays, all kinds of rays, mostly.

[consideritmine]

The typical arsenal of a genius. Good luck trying to make any of those here, though.

[heregoesnomercy]

...Why's that?

[consideritmine]

See that tacky thing on your wrist? It's for more than decoration.

[heregoesnomercy]

...Hm. It has a very interesting design... It's simple yet functional. At least, I sure hope it's functional, since it's got the little details you can see up close. I don't even see how it got on.

[consideritmine]

Trust me, it's functional. You'll find that out pretty fast if you try to dismantle it.