--5 [voice]

[heregoesnomercy]

Oh, you've got to be kidding...!

*a few obvious squishing noises*

You're tomatoes, you're not supposed to be able to attack! Note to self, never take up genetics......If only I could get my damn freeze ray back up and running...at this rate, I'd take one of Johnny Snow's stupid ice beams--aw, damn, the door...! Wait, just, I'll set up a

Comments

[heregoesnomercy]

...Relatively.

Being attacked by sentient tomatoes is normal around here?!

[yesimevil]

Yes.

[heregoesnomercy]

...No, I'm sorry, that's just not normal anywhere at any time, I don't care where you might be from.